Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Chen Meijia suddenly realized.

Su Mingyang nodded, then asked, "And what's my name?"

"I'm not too sure about that either."

Lu Ziqiao shrugged. "I said I was Yifei's friend, and the first thing she asked was if it was you, Mingyang. When she heard it wasn't, she sounded disappointed. She probably has feelings for you."

Chen Meijia couldn't help but tease, "Haha, so it seems Wanyu is going to have a rival in love?"

"How can she compare to Wan Yu?"

Su Mingyang rolled his eyes and turned to Lü Ziqiao, asking, "Ziqiao, I think you're deliberately not telling her I have a girlfriend, aren't you?"

His little scheme was exposed, and Lu Ziqiao looked somewhat uneasy.

If he hadn't used Su Mingyang as a cover, he might not have been able to get Xiao Bo to come out.

He planned to meet with Xiaobo before revealing that Su Mingyang had a girlfriend, thus putting an end to the other person's hopes.

This was also his cleverness; he never expected that Su Mingyang would see through his scheme.

"Mingyang, don't be angry, I didn't mean to."

Lu Ziqiao explained, "I was just... eager to get out of being single, that's why..."

Su Mingyang interrupted Lü Ziqiao and said with a smile, "Don't be nervous, Ziqiao. I don't blame you for this little thing. I wish you a successful date."

"what"

Lu Ziqiao was taken aback for a moment, then beamed with joy, put his arm around Su Mingyang's shoulder, and raised an eyebrow, saying, "Mingyang, you really are my good brother."

"Um."

Su Mingyang's lips curled into a smile.

Since acquiring the skill of mastering traditional Chinese martial arts, his visual and auditory abilities have become extraordinary.

This morning I overheard Hu Yifei chatting with Xiao Bo and learned that the latter is a single mother.

However, he wouldn't reveal this to Lü Ziqiao at this point.

Lu Ziqiao had gone to great lengths to make things work out with Xiao Bo, so to dampen his enthusiasm now would be tantamount to committing a sin. Forget it, let's just be frank: he just...want to see the show.

Chapter 153 I have no unfilial descendants like you!

At this moment, Su Mingyang suddenly thought of something and raised an eyebrow at Lü Ziqiao, saying, "Ziqiao, didn't you already have dinner plans with four girls tonight? Now you're making plans with Xiaobo too. Are you sure you can handle it all?"

Mentioning this, Lu Ziqiao looked annoyed and was about to reply when Chen Meijia said sarcastically, "Heh, don't even mention it. When he sent the mass message, four girls in their late 44s were playing mahjong at the same table, and then he won."

Lu Ziqiao took a sip of his drink, looking utterly dejected, and said, "Yeah, I just... touched myself."

"Yeah"

Su Mingyang couldn't help but laugh, and said meaningfully, "It's alright, Qiao. It's probably fate. Maybe God just wants you and Xiaobo to be a couple."

Hearing this, Lü Ziqiao's eyes lit up, and his expectations for Xiao Bo deepened even more. He grinned and said, "Very likely. Xiao Bo looks so mature; he's practically my perfect partner."

Su Mingyang chuckled inwardly.

"The baby's already six months old, how could he not be mature?" "Pshaw, it's not even close to being done yet, and you're already here."

Chen Meijia curled her lip, looking utterly disdainful.

Lu Ziqiao said confidently, "Meijia, it doesn't matter if you think I'm not good at other things, but you can't question my ability to pick up girls. As long as I can get someone out of the house, and it's a woman, I can make her fall head over heels for me."

Chen Meijia rolled her eyes, sipping her drink in silence. Picking up girls was indeed Lu Ziqiao's forte.

At that moment, Su Mingyang's words made her spit out her entire drink and burst into laughter.

"Okay, Ziqiao, we know your kidney function isn't good anymore, is that alright?"

Su Mingyang joked.

"Mingyang! You!"

Lu Ziqiao hadn't expected Su Mingyang to undermine him, and the corner of his mouth twitched violently twice.

"Haha, I can vouch for that."

Chen Meijia laughed so hard she bent over.

"Yes, Meijia, your testimony does have a certain degree of authority."

Su Mingyang suppressed a laugh.

"Meijia, what proof do you have?!"

Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes at Chen Meijia, so angry he almost vomited blood.

Seeing Lu Ziqiao so angry and confused, Chen Meijia felt incredibly pleased and continued to tease him, "Ziqiao, I advise you not to mess with that... Xiaobo, otherwise she'll tell Yifei about this, and you'll lose face."

"you!"

Lu Ziqiao gritted his teeth, a sudden idea flashing through his mind. He thought of a way to retaliate and sneered, "Oh, I know, Meijia, you're jealous of me."

I'm jealous of you.

Chen Meijia paused for a moment, then scoffed, "What am I jealous of about you?"

Su Mingyang saw the two of them start bickering.

They stood quietly by as bystanders.

Lu Ziqiao's lips curled up: "You're jealous that I'm about to go on a date with Yi Rou, a beautiful girl, and that she'll become my girlfriend, while you're stuck with Guan Gu's paints. You're incredibly handsome, but you can't get a date with anyone, or rather, you don't have any handsome guys to date at all. You're just saying this nonsense to annoy me because you're feeling down. Am I right?"

Lu Ziqiao's words infuriated Chen Meijia: "You're saying I can't get dates with handsome guys?"

"Of course, as everyone can see, the moment I see you, I wish I could carry a train and run away overnight."

Lu Ziqiao took a leisurely sip of his drink, winked at Su Mingyang, and said, "Mingyang was one of them back then."

""

A black line appeared above Su Mingyang's head.

Chen Meijia isn't Grandma Qiao; she wouldn't go so far as to carry a train and run away.

I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!

Chen Meijia was so angry her jaws were heaving. "Believe it or not, I can hook up with one right now!"

I don't believe it.

Seeing Chen Meijia so angry, Lu Ziqiao smiled slightly, feeling extremely satisfied. "If you can bring her to me right now, I'll call you 'Grandma'."

"Pooh!"

Chen Meijia spat and said disdainfully, "I don't have an unfilial descendant like you!"

"Pfft, haha!"

Su Mingyang, standing to the side, burst into laughter like a pig.

Lu Ziqiao's face twitched, and he said irritably, "Don't give me this nonsense. If you're so capable, then show me how to arrange it. Let's make a bet. If you can't arrange it, you have to give me back the money I just gave you. You have two hours, and the person can't be from the apartment!"

"OK."

Chen Meijia's eyes darted around. "If I manage to get you to join the dinner tonight, you can only eat rice, no vegetables, and you have to eat three bowls of white rice."

"That's ruthless."

Su Mingyang sighed.

"Can we change the bet?"

Lu Ziqiao looked troubled.

The food Su Mingyang cooked was incredibly delicious.

How agonizing it must be for him to eat plain rice while smelling the delicious aroma.

He might as well have killed him with a sword! He just wanted to provoke Chen Meijia, but he didn't expect to push himself to this point.

Although the chances of Chen Meijia getting a date with a handsome guy are slim, she still managed to get lucky.

"You chickened out, huh? I knew you wouldn't dare gamble!"

Chen Meijia glanced at Lu Ziqiao with disdain.

"I'll gamble! Who says I'm afraid to gamble!"

Lu Ziqiao tilted his head back and looked down at Chen Meijia, expressing his confidence.

"Mingyang, you be our witness."

Chen Meijia turned to Su Mingyang with a relaxed expression.

"no problem."

Su Mingyang smiled slightly, "Since the bet is tonight's dinner, then I will definitely use all my skills tonight and show you what it means to have a delicious aroma that travels for miles."

Lu Ziqiao sensed something was amiss upon hearing this and frowned, asking, "Mingyang, which side are you on?"

"I am neutral."

Su Mingyang smiled.

"All right."