Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Lin Wanyu was utterly helpless.

Chen Meijia asked curiously, "I didn't see his face. How handsome is he compared to Mingyang?"

Su Mingyang teased, "Thick eyebrows and big eyes, you're only slightly less attractive than me, so what, Meijia?"

Lin Wanyu recalled Chen Xiaohua's small, single-eyelid eyes, and couldn't help but chuckle as she watched Su Mingyang lie.

Really?

Chen Meijia's eyes lit up, and she had an idea. Completely forgetting her decision from the previous night, she excitedly said, "Wanyu, now that you have Mingyang, next time you see that... handsome guy, you can introduce him to me! That way he won't bother you anymore."

Upon hearing Chen Meijia's words, Guan Gu Shenqi, who was looking up words in the dictionary, glanced at Su Mingyang and then shook his head helplessly.

He had guessed that Chen Meijia would react this way, going crazy at the mere mention of the word "handsome guy".

Lin Wanyu said, "It's better not to see him again. He just gave us his blessings, so he probably won't come again."

"Okay, do you know his name?"

Chen Meijia pressed for more information.

Su Mingyang laughed and said, "I think his name is Chen Xiaohua, but I don't know anything else."

"OK."

Chen Meijia happily wrote it down.

Seeing Chen Meijia's excitement, Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but purse his lips.

Just then, Zeng Xiaoxian strolled over leisurely and asked, "What are you talking about?"

"nothing."

Su Mingyang casually asked, "By the way, Teacher Zeng, how are things going with you and Laura?"

Hearing Su Mingyang mention this, the others were also very curious.

Zeng Xiaoxian sat down on the sofa, beaming, and said, "Last night after recording the show, I went on a date with her. You'll never believe it, but she's completely different from what I imagined!"

Then, Zeng Xiaoxian enthusiastically explained the details of the date to everyone.

"Several words omitted here, it was incredibly close! Laura said the shrapnel grazed right past her eye, and... she'll never be able to have children again!"

"hiss"

Lu Ziqiao felt a chill run down his spine upon hearing this.

Lu Zhanbo couldn't help but interrupt, "Wait... the corner of the eye and the area below are so far apart, how could shrapnel have hit that... guerrilla fighter's area? This doesn't make sense."

Seeing Lu Zhanbo struggling with this issue, Hu Yifei said somewhat awkwardly, "What's so unscientific about it? Why think so much?"

Lin Wanyu guessed, "I think it must have fallen diagonally from the sky, Mingyang, what do you think?"

Su Mingyang suppressed a laugh and praised, "Wanyu, you're really smart. I thought so too."

"whee."

A hint of pride appeared on Lin Wanyu's pretty face.

"Yes, that's what I thought too."

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed.

Su Mingyang: ""

Hu Yifei: ""

Lü Ziqiao: ""

Chen Meijia: ""

Guan Gu Shenqi: ""

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Zeng Xiaoxian continued, "Then Laura asked me to tell her about my amazing adventures, so I told her about the most terrifying experience of my life."

Chen Meijia urged, "Speak quickly."

Lin Wanyu asked expectantly, "Is it a ghost story? I love hearing ghost stories!"

Su Mingyang, Hu Yifei, and the others watched Zeng Xiaoxian, waiting for his inflammation to develop.

Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at everyone, then exclaimed in surprise, "Once, on a pitch-black night—I remember it was really dark—I was standing in the subway station when, whoosh! a subway car stopped right in front of me, and I got on."

Suddenly, *ding!* and *whoosh!* the doors slammed shut. Do you know what? That was the last bus!

"I was the only person in the entire carriage when my phone rang. I quickly answered it, but the other person hung up."

At this point, Zeng Xiaoxian paused.

Hu Yifei asked curiously, "And then?"

Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed hard, his eyes widening as he exclaimed, "You wouldn't believe it, but I actually made it home unharmed! Can you believe I actually came back alive?!"

""

Everyone froze on the spot, as several crows flew overhead.

Hu Yifei retorted sarcastically, "Is this your magical adventure, Xian'er?"

Su Mingyang shook his head: "This plot twist is indeed amazing and unconventional, but unfortunately, the audience won't like it."

Lin Wanyu said disappointedly, "What a lame ghost story."

Chen Meijia joked, "After Laura heard that, did she... have a nosebleed?"

"I just like a peaceful life, is that not allowed? Besides, not everyone's life can be made into a horror movie."

Zeng Xiaoxian said irritably, shrinking back in fear, "Besides, the subway station was really scary that day, you have to believe me!"

Everyone scoffed: "Tch!"

Guan Gu Shenqi seemed quite interested and said with a smile, "Teacher Zeng, please continue."

Zeng Xiaoxian raised an eyebrow at Guan Gu Shenqi and continued his narration.

Then everyone heard the shocking story of Laura having six boyfriends with the number 66, three ex-husbands with the number 3, and one fiancé. It was truly eye-opening! Everyone was stunned.

Lara's power is terrifying! "That's the story."

After Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, seeing that everyone was still in a daze, he suddenly shouted, "Hey!"

Everyone was startled, but then they came to their senses.

Zeng Xiaoxian pouted and said, "Did you guys even understand, Comrade Hu Yifei?"

Hu Yifei said indignantly, "I've met many people, but I've never seen anyone as despicable as this!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was very dissatisfied: "How could you say that about Laura?"

I'm talking about you!

Hu Yifei said irritably, "You dare to want a woman like that? Isn't that just being shameless?"

Su Mingyang clasped his hands and said, "Teacher Zeng, you have reached the pinnacle of skill, unmatched by anyone. We are willing to call you the strongest!"

"Pfft, haha!"

Everyone urinated.

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't care about what others thought at all, and pretended to be nonchalant, saying casually:

I was very upset at first, but then I thought about it and realized it wasn't a big deal. Being with her was entirely beneficial for me.

Hu Yifei, exasperated and exasperated, said angrily, "Did a donkey kick your head?"

Zeng Xiaoxian retorted, "What I mean is that she's back, we can chat, go on dates, and most importantly, I don't have to take any responsibility!"

After Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, seeing everyone looking at him with confusion, he asked Lu Ziqiao, "Ziqiao, you understand, right?"

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Lu Ziqiao nodded.

Seeing that someone agreed with his idea, Zeng Xiaoxian's expression softened considerably, and he continued to ask, "Where's Guan Gu?"

Guan Gu Shenqi pondered, "Oh, I know, that... the guerrilla fighter and William are the same person."

""

Zeng Xiaoxian concluded, "In short, this is every man's dream, right, Mingyang?"

"Sigh, I've been misrepresented again."

Su Mingyang sighed and coaxed, "Don't tease me, Teacher Zeng. I bet Laura thinks the same thing—that she doesn't need to take responsibility. You're the one who'll lose out if you go with her. Think about that kiss she gave you; it was a mix of the flavors of her three ex-husbands, six boyfriends, and one fiancé. And that's just her recent relationships. Before that, it was probably even more complicated, maybe even with a whole bunch of men around her. She also cheated on you for six years. Think about all that, Teacher Zeng, are you still going to go?"

"what"

Everyone felt a wave of nausea.

Lin Wanyu agreed, "Mingyang is right, Teacher Zeng, you'd better distance yourself from that... Laura."

Zeng Xiaoxian lowered his head and pondered for three seconds before sincerely saying, "I feel that Laura has already changed a lot for me, and all those things from the past are in the past. I've come to terms with it and chosen to forgive her, so I don't care about anything you're saying, Mingyang."

"hiss"

Su Mingyang gasped.