Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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"Okay, Teacher Zeng, you can let me host the show. Just talk to Lisa, she should agree."

Su Mingyang joked.

"That's a good option."

Hu Yifei teased, "Anybody off the street could be a better host than Zeng Xiaoxian. I'm rooting for you."

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian glared at Hu Yifei, then turned to Su Mingyang and said with a dry laugh, "Forget it, this show isn't suitable for you; it's too much of a waste of your talent."

Su Mingyang smiled but didn't say anything.

Lin Wanyu tilted her head and thought for a moment, then said, "Being a broadcaster or host? I feel like being a singer would be better."

At this point, her eyes lit up, and she took Su Mingyang's arm, saying, "Mingyang, it's been so long since I sang. How about you sing for me tonight?"

"OK."

Su Mingyang nodded in agreement, affectionately pinching Lin Wanyu's nose. It would be a good time to test her singing skills that evening.

"whee."

Lin Wanyu couldn't help but feel a little expectant.

Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at his post on the Love Apartment website; there were very few replies. He said, "Mingyang Wanyu, can you comment on my photos? Not many people are replying."

Su Mingyang performed a few operations and said, "It's been replied."

"Me too."

Lin Wanyu said.

"I replied too."

Hu Yifei waved her phone.

"Yes, thank you."

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded with a smile, somewhat surprised that Hu Yifei had helped him bump the thread. She had just said she wouldn't read his posts; she really was all bark and no bite.

He gave the other person a grateful look, then continued browsing the Love Apartment website.

Just then, he received several notifications from the backend. He opened them, his smile froze, and his face turned a deep shade of liver. One of the notifications read, "Your dad replied to your post, come and take a look!"

It took him a while to remember that this was Su Mingyang's online name.

"Teacher Zeng, what's wrong?"

Su Mingyang noticed the change in Zeng Xiaoxian's expression and asked in confusion.

"nothing."

Zeng Xiaoxian spoke with an extremely stiff smile.

"oh."

Su Mingyang nodded, not giving it much thought.

At this moment, Lü Ziqiao strode over, sat down on the sofa, and asked with a smile, "What are you talking about?"

"Ziqiao, you've come at the right time! Quickly log on to the Love Apartment website and help me bump this post with the scenery photos I uploaded."

Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"OK."

Lu Ziqiao took out his phone, and after a moment nodded, saying, "Done!"

"Thank you, Cun."

Chapter 192: Seems to be a kindred spirit!

Lin Wanyu looked up curiously and asked, "Ziqiao, what's your username on the Love Apartment website? I know Mingyang, Feifei, Teacher Zeng, and the others, but I can't find yours."

"I couldn't find it either."

Su Mingyang smiled.

"Mingyang, why has your voice changed?"

Lu Ziqiao asked, somewhat surprised.

"Mingyang's voice has changed for the second time, doesn't it sound beautiful?"

Lin Wanyu's tone carried a hint of pride.

"You really are gifted, Mingyang, in your second transformation!"

Lu Ziqiao joked, "But it really does sound really good. I wish I had that voice. Girls have no resistance to such a beautiful voice."

"Luckily, Ziqiao, you weren't, otherwise you would have ruined '640'."

"The line of girls would stretch from here to the Pacific Ocean."

Su Mingyang smiled.

"that is...."

Lin Wanyu wholeheartedly agreed, thinking to herself how fortunate Su Mingyang wasn't like Lu Ziqiao, who was known for his womanizing ways; she had truly struck gold.

Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei nodded in agreement.

"Okay, I admit that."

Lu Ziqiao pursed his lips and asked, "By the way, you just said you couldn't find me, what were you searching for me for?"

"I searched for Lu Ziqiao."

Lin Wanyu said.

"I searched your old name, I'm really not a pervert."

Su Mingyang said.

"wrong."

Lu Ziqiao boasted, "I have a new online name now, it's called 'The Rejector'."

"The Rejector"

Lin Wanyu was puzzled and couldn't understand why this guy chose such a username.

Zeng Xiaoxian nearly choked on his food, staring at Lü Ziqiao in disbelief: "The one who refused, you?"

"I think the original name is better; it's like trying to hide something obvious."

Hu Yifei said.

"Outsiders, they're all outsiders."

Lu Ziqiao raised an eyebrow and looked down at his phone.

"I think the one who refused was a pervert."

Su Mingyang smiled.

Lin Wanyu was momentarily confused and asked in bewilderment, "..."

Mingyang, what does "a giant of color" mean?

Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian were also caught off guard.

"Remove the radical from 'refuser' and read it again."

Su Mingyang explained that he had read too many dirty jokes in his previous life, so it was easy for him to see through the obvious meaning behind the name.

Lin Wanyu pondered for two seconds, then suddenly laughed, "Haha, 'giant lecher,' so that's what it means! Ziqiao, you're being too funny!"

Hu Yifei understood, and couldn't help but find Zeng Xiaoxian's name somewhat speechless.

"Impressive, Mingyang! You actually saw through its meaning. It seems we're kindred spirits."

Lu Ziqiao gave Su Mingyang a meaningful smile.

Su Mingyang smiled and shook his head: "If you want to take the dry road, I'll take the waterway. As the saying goes, the great road leads to heaven, let's each go our own way."

Lü Ziqiao: ""

"You'd have to take a boat for that waterway, right?"

Lin Wanyu blinked.

Su Mingyang was both amused and exasperated, and nodded, saying, "Yeah, Wanyu, do you want to come along?"

"Of course, we are true kindred spirits."

Lin Wanyu smiled.

Listening to their conversation, Lu Ziqiao's lips twitched slightly. He changed the subject, saying, "Let me tell you, I'm really in love this time. I met her online. Her name is Lost Little White Rabbit. It sounds like a name that indicates low intelligence, but when we started chatting, we realized we were kindred spirits."

"Wow, Ziqiao, you've even started an online romance."

Su Mingyang said.

"That's right, online dating is trendy, so naturally I can't."

Lu Ziqiao laughed.

"The lost little white rabbit, that sounds so cheesy."