Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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After calming down, Chen Meijia discovered the key point.

As usual, Lin Wanyu gave an explanation, and Chen Meijia and Guan Gu Shenqi understood immediately, casually praising Su Mingyang's voice.

"Mingyang, you actually believe those two?"

Hu Yifei looked at Su Mingyang as if he were an idiot.

"Feifei, Mingyang was just joking."

Lin Wanyu explained on Su Mingyang's behalf.

Su Mingyang shrugged and didn't say anything more. No one would believe the existence of a species like the cockroach rat, which shatters all moral values, unless they saw it with their own eyes.

If he hadn't read the original work and had a deep impression of it, he would only have thought that Mika Sekiya was either seeing things because she was old and confused, or that she was playing a prank.

"Okay, I knew it."

Hu Yifei suddenly realized.

"Believe me, we're really not joking!"

Guan Gu Shenqi was extremely anxious when he saw that no one believed him.

"Alright, Guan Gu, let me buy you a drink to calm down and clear your head."

Zeng Xiaoxian dismissed Guan Gu Shenqi's words as nonsense, stood up, patted him on the shoulder, and turned to call out, "Let's go, Mingyang, together!"

"Teacher Zeng, you guys go ahead, I feel dizzy."

Su Mingyang was too lazy to move.

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded and, without saying a word, dragged the speechless Guan Gu Shenqi to the bar.

"The cockroach rat is so absurd."

Hu Yifei muttered to herself.

"Sister Yifei, you have to believe me, that cockroach rat is really terrifying!"

Upon hearing this, Chen Meijia hurriedly defended herself, then suddenly thought of Lü Ziqiao and said with concern, "No, I have to tell Ziqiao not to go back to his room, or the cockroaches and rats will bite him to death!"

Hu Yifei gestured towards Lu Ziqiao's direction with her lip and said, "Don't worry, Ziqiao won't go back. He's busy picking up girls."

Chen Meijia looked at Lu Ziqiao, who was laughing and joking with a girl not far away, and said angrily:

"How dare he! We're battling cockroaches and rats in our room, and he's having a good time here! It's outrageous!"

"Yeah, why don't you, Meijia, find a reason to call Ziqiao back and let him see how powerful the cockroach rat is?"

Su Mingyang joked.

"No, please don't!"

Chen Meijia resolutely refused.

"Hey, it seems you really care about Ziqiao, Meijia."

Su Mingyang joked.

"I noticed that too."

Lin Wanyu smiled.

"Pah!"

Chen Meijia's eyes darted around as she denied it, saying, "Who cares about this playboy? I'm just worried he'll get so scared by the cockroaches and rats that he'll lose control of his bladder and bowels, and then I'll have to clean up after him."

"Okay, I believe you."

Su Mingyang said this, but his face was full of disbelief.

Lin Wanyu shared the same thought.

Chen Meijia pursed her lips.

Hu Yifei's heart skipped a beat, and she said excitedly, "By the way, Meijia, I've thought of a way to tease Ziqiao that will make you feel better. Do you want to see it?"

How to play pranks

Chen Meijia got really into it and completely banished the cockroaches and rats to Java.

Su Mingyang and Lin Wanyu exchanged a glance and smiled helplessly.

Chapter 194 Who Makes Me So Charming?

"Look at me!"

A hint of excitement flashed in Hu Yifei's eyes. She waved to the waiter to bring her a phone, and then dialed Lu Ziqiao's number.

Not far away, Lu Ziqiao was bragging to a pretty girl who looked like Rosamund Kwan when he heard the phone ring. He answered, "Hello?"

Hu Yifei cleared her throat and imitated Lin Zhiling's irresistibly sweet voice, saying, "Darling."

Lu Ziqiao was taken aback for a moment, then realized what was happening. Suppressing his excitement, he asked, "Who are you?"

Hu Yifei said, "Can't you even recognize my voice, my dear, mighty little tiger?"

Lu Ziqiao was so excited he almost jumped up, looking at the "Rosamund Kwan" in front of him.

She quickly covered it up, saying, "Ah, it's my aunt! I almost didn't recognize your voice. Is there something you need?"

Hu Yifei said in an extremely cheesy way, "It's nothing, I just feel that the weather has been dry lately, and I wanted someone to give me a warm hug. I wish you were here with me right now."

Chen Meijia and Lin Wanyu, who were standing nearby, were suppressing their laughter upon hearing this.

Su Mingyang found it quite amusing, and his mischievousness kicked in. Wanting to add some spice, he beckoned to Hu Yifei and whispered, "Let me say something."

Hu Yifei didn't know what Su Mingyang was talking about, but knowing his personality, she figured he wouldn't expose her lie, so she sat down on his other side.

Seeing this, Lin Wanyu and Chen Meijia were also very curious and wanted to see what Su Mingyang would do.

Su Mingyang, using a high-pitched, soft voice imitating a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl, said, "Sister, who are you calling? The water's ready, come and take a bath together!"

"!!!"

Upon hearing the voice and its contents, Hu Yifei's eyes widened as she stared at Su Mingyang in astonishment. This was just too incredible!

Lin Wanyu and Chen Meijia were also stunned for a moment, then covered their mouths in realization, almost laughing so hard they fell off their chairs.

"That guy is wicked!" Su Mingyang smiled slightly; it was just standard procedure.

On the other side, Lu Ziqiao, upon hearing that his rabbit had a younger sister who also needed a bath, immediately pictured the scene in his mind and wished he could rush over immediately. He anxiously said, "Ah, is your father paralyzed? Does he need someone to wash him now? Auntie, don't worry, I'll do it!!!"

Hu Yifei calmed herself down and said, "Come on, my little tiger, tear me to pieces! I'm waiting for you!"

Upon hearing this, Lu Ziqiao's blood boiled, and he said with unwavering determination, "Yes, if you, Aunt, cannot support us in the future, I am willing to take care of you and my sister in place of Uncle!"

"Yes, you should know where I live, right?"

Hu Yifei asked.

Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up, and he exclaimed in surprise, "Ah, Auntie, you've moved! Tell me your current address quickly, I'll come over right away!"

Seeing that the fish had taken the bait, Hu Yifei said nonsensically, "First, take subway line 3 to the end, then take the ferry, then transfer to long-distance bus 119 to the final stop. My sister and I will be waiting for you at Heaven on Earth."

Lu Ziqiao, with his mouth open, said, "Okay! I'll be right there!"

They both hung up the phone at the same time.

Lu Ziqiao walked over, excitedly saying, "She wants me, and she also has a younger sister she needs me to take care of."

Chen Meijia suppressed a laugh and asked seriously, "Which girl?"

"Remember that...lost little white rabbit I mentioned?"

Lu Ziqiao's tone carried a hint of smugness.

"Great, Ziqiao, Little White Rabbit contacted you and your sister so quickly!"

Su Mingyang feigned surprise.

"There's nothing I can do, I'm just too charming. To be honest, it's also a bit of a hassle for me. I always have to comfort people. If only I could have another clone of Zhao De Zhao."

Lu Ziqiao said with a smug look on his face.

Hu Yifei and Chen Meijia rolled their eyes.

Lin Wanyu had originally intended to give the guy a hint, to give him a chance to turn back, but upon hearing this, she abandoned the idea and said, "Then Ziqiao, you should go quickly, don't keep them waiting."

"Okay! See you all tomorrow, bye-bye!"

Lu Ziqiao said hello and left in high spirits.

"Ziqiao, remember to bring the money."

Su Mingyang loudly reminded him, lest Lü Ziqiao end up sleeping on the streets that night, which would be a tragedy.

"knew."

Chapter 195 I'm ugly, but I'm very gentle!

"Why did you all run away? I really just wanted to make friends with you guys!"

Inside the room, a monster with a rat's head, six insect legs, wings on its back, and a long tail lay sprawled on the sofa, squeaking and looking very depressed.

If Guan Gu Shenqi and Chen Meijia saw it, they would definitely recognize it as the cockroach rat that had terrified them.

Looking at the empty living room, the cockroach rat felt extremely lonely.