Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Zeng Xiaoxian disagreed.

"Please sit down and listen to Guan Gu's analysis."

Su Mingyang pulled Lin Wanyu to sit down on the sofa: "Anyway... we're just killing time."

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't say much, and simply sat down as well.

"Then I'll begin."

Chen Meijia explained "507" like a female teacher.

"I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing for our Love Apartment, but we have indeed discovered a new species, which is..."

"Cockroach-rat! It's a hybrid mutant that's both a cockroach and a rat!"

Guan Gu Shenqi continued, "Judging from this time, it's about the size of a potato, but its weight gain rate is astonishing."

Holding a Spider-Man toy, Zeng Xiaoxian joked, "So now we're calling it Cockroach Potato Mouse!"

Su Mingyang looked at the doll in Zeng Xiaoxian's hand and joked, "Teacher Zeng, be careful, or you might get bitten by a cockroach and turn into Cockroach Rat Hero."

"Turning into a cockroach rat hero? I'd be grateful if I didn't get hemorrhagic fever or rabies from being bitten."

As Zeng Xiaoxian spoke, he vigorously rubbed the doll in his hands.

"Ha ha."

Su Mingyang smiled.

"The concept of 'Cockroach Rat Man' is good. How does it compare to Batman?"

Lin Wanyu was very interested.

"That's definitely much better than Spider-Man. Not only can it burrow, but it also has super vitality, and it can probably even fly. Most importantly, it has a strong reproductive ability!"

Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow.

"That sounds great. I wish they could make it into a superhero movie. I'd definitely go see it."

Lin Wanyu said with longing.

"That's a good option."

After a moment's thought, Su Mingyang decided it was feasible. He could take pictures of it for fun someday when he was bored out of his mind.

"Wanyu, if you want to see Cockroach Rat Hero, it's not hard at all. Just ask your dad to invest a few hundred million and have someone make a film for you to watch."

Zeng Xiaoxian joked.

"Teacher Zeng, I was just saying that. I'm not a three-year-old child, how can I be so willful?"

Lin Wanyu said earnestly.

"Haha, having money means you can do whatever you want."

Su Mingyang smiled.

That's right.

Zeng Xiaoxian agreed.

Lin Wanyu smiled helplessly.

"Hey, hey, what are you talking about? We're cockroach rats now!"

Seeing that the group was getting further and further off track, Chen Meijia couldn't help but interrupt.

"Okay, continue your performance, yes, it's science popularization."

Su Mingyang said.

Guan Gu Shenqi nodded and said, "Yes, regarding... this cockroach rat, I gave it a name from the land of cherry blossoms, it's called..."

Upon hearing the name, Zeng Xiaoxian found it utterly ridiculous, and frowned, thinking, "Is he desperate?"

"Yes, Teacher Zeng, you just said Yifei was uncultured."

Su Mingyang smiled.

"Uh"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked somewhat embarrassed.

Guan Gu Shenqi asked, "Do you know?"

Lin Wanyu replied, "It's Godzilla, I've seen the movie."

"Pretty much. Godzilla was originally an ordinary lizard, but due to long-term exposure to nuclear radiation, it mutated into a giant monster eighty meters long."

Guan Gu Shenqi said, "Based on my speculation, the origin of the cockroach rat we see is probably similar to that of Godzilla, so I named it that."

Lin Wan frowned and said:

You mean there's a monster in your room?

Zeng Xiaoxian joked, "Okay, I understand Guan Gu. He comes from Japan and has a special feeling for monsters."

"Don't joke around, Teacher Zeng."

Guan Gu Shenqi said seriously, "The environment we live in now is polluted in all kinds of ways every day. Many existing creatures are going extinct, while many creatures that shouldn't exist are being born. This is... the best example."

I don't think so.

Su Mingyang shook his head.

Guan Gu Shenqi asked with interest, "Mingyang Jun, what are your thoughts? Tell me."

Zeng Xiaoxian, Lin Wanyu, and Chen Meijia were also very curious.

Su Mingyang offered his guess: "If there really is a cockroach-rat, I think it's probably because a cockroach and a rat fell in love, got carried away, and did something improper. Afterwards, the female got pregnant and gave birth to this cockroach-rat..."

Zeng Xiaoxian exclaimed in surprise, "Impossible! There's reproductive isolation between species. Besides, cockroaches and rats aren't even the same species. How could they possibly produce offspring? I think Guan Gu's explanation is more plausible."

"I also think Guan Gu's theory of mutation makes more sense."

Chen Meijia nodded in agreement, "How could a cockroach fall in love with a mouse? That's ridiculous!"

"Why not?"

Su Mingyang retorted with a laugh, "You know, this is Love Apartment."

"I support what Mingyang said: the offspring of a cockroach and a rat's love is more interesting than mutation."

Lin Wanyu tilted her head and said.

After pondering for a moment, Guan Gu Shenqi said, "Alright, I think Mingyang-jun's guess has some merit. I hope it's true, otherwise, if it really is a mutation, then our planet will be in danger!"

"That is."

Su Mingyang shrugged.

"Actually, all that talk is nonsense; how could cockroaches and rats really exist?"

Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled.

"That's true."

Lin Wanyu nodded.

"Fine, since none of you believe me, I'll catch him and show you."

Guan Gu Shenqi retorted, unconvinced.

"I'll help you pass through the valley."

Chen Meijia was also somewhat exasperated.

"No need, let me do it, I know how."

7. Where is it now? Give me a minute, and it'll have to kneel down.

Su Mingyang waved his hand.

"Mingyang-jun, do you mean you can catch cockroaches and rats right now without needing any tools?"

Guan Gu exclaimed in surprise, "I was even thinking of setting up a 'net of heaven and earth'!"

With Su Mingyang around, it seems that eradicating cockroaches and rats is now a breeze.

The other three looked at Su Mingyang with suspicion.

"Of course, Guan Gu, have you forgotten that I know kung fu?"

Su Mingyang smiled slightly.

With his mastery of martial arts, his five senses far surpass those of ordinary people. In a tiny space, he can detect the hiding place of cockroaches and rats with a little concentration, and then catch them and end their lives.

"Great! Lord Mingyang, please hurry up and do it. I can't even eat until I catch this guy."

Guan Gu Shenqi said with a bitter face.

Su Mingyang smiled and was about to speak when his phone rang.

Chapter 198 Too late to explain!

"It's from Ziqiao."

As Su Mingyang spoke, he stepped out of the studio to answer the phone, "Hello, Ziqiao."