Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Guan Gu Shenqi, while shouting, was also imagining what his future life partner would look like.

Hearing the shouts, Grandpa Zhang downstairs became curious and couldn't resist running up to see what was going on.

Hu Yifei and Lu Zhanbo, the two outsiders, were extremely embarrassed by being surrounded by everyone. They quickly turned around and immediately blended into the group.

Su Mingyang and Lin Wanyu seemed completely unaware of this, still kissing.

Half a minute later, the long slit finally ended.

Lin Wanyu wiped her mouth, still feeling a bit unsatisfied, and turned around to find so many people surrounding them, talking about "forever and ever."

She was so frightened she almost fell to the ground, but luckily Su Mingyang caught her by the waist.

At that moment, she realized that everyone had seen what she had just done, and her neck, ears, and face flushed bright red.

I felt like I was drunk; my head was spinning.

"Oh my god, there are so many people here! What did Mingyang and I do?! I'm so embarrassed!"

As Lin Wanyu thought about it, she buried her head deeply in Su Mingyang's arms, her face burning hot enough to scald his mouth, her heart pounding wildly.

Su Mingyang had already noticed the situation around him, but he didn't care about it.

If Lin Wanyu's face was as thin as a dumpling skin, then his face was almost as thick as a red brick.

Seeing that Lin Wanyu was disturbed, he quickly reached out and stroked her soft hair to comfort her, while smiling at everyone and thanking them for their blessings.

But when his eyes swept across the crowd, he noticed a guy on the periphery staring at him with dead fish eyes.

His eyebrows twitched, and his smile instantly froze.

This is so embarrassing!

Chapter 227 I've never seen anyone so shameless!

Upon seeing Zeng Xiaoxian, Su Mingyang's lips twitched. He dismissed the crowd, pulled the now-calm Lin Wanyu to him, and, seeing the awkward atmosphere, joked, "What a coincidence, Teacher Zeng, to run into you here."

"hehe."

Zeng Xiaoxian gave a forced smile and said sarcastically, "It's quite a coincidence. Is this a bar or a nightclub? Mingyang and Wanyu, shouldn't you two be watching an elderly arts performance? And what were you two doing just now?"

Upon hearing this, Lin Wanyu's face, which had just recovered from fever, turned red again, and she lowered her head, feeling too ashamed to face anyone.

"That's right, how could we forget about senior citizens' art performances?"

Su Mingyang slapped his forehead, looking annoyed.

"Keep pretending, keep pretending."

Two black lines appeared on Zeng Xiaoxian's forehead.

Su Mingyang chuckled dryly and stopped being cheeky.

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly return, Hu Yifei felt a little guilty and asked, "Zeng Xiaoxian, when did you get back?"

Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian scoffed, "Hu Yifei, you still have the nerve to ask when I got back?"

"Why are you so shameless? Can't I just ask?"

Hu Yifei's gaze darted around, and her tone lacked the domineering air she usually displayed when facing Zeng Xiaoxian; instead, she appeared timid and submissive.

This surprised Lin Wanyu.

Zeng Xiaoxian was amused by her words and shouted, "Why didn't you call me a few hours ago to ask where I was? What's the point of asking now?!"

"I"

Hu Yifei was thoroughly berated, and opened her mouth but couldn't utter a word.

"Let's talk outside; lots of people are watching us."

Su Mingyang suggested.

"Humph!"

Zeng Xiaoxian snorted coldly and left the living room.

Su Mingyang, Lin Wanyu, and Hu Yifei exchanged a glance and followed after them with helpless expressions.

The group arrived at the corridor and leaned against the wall, quietly watching Zeng Xiaoxian pacing back and forth in front of them.

This scene is very much like a primary school student who has done something wrong and is waiting to be reprimanded by the teacher.

Seeing the atmosphere growing increasingly tense, Su Mingyang couldn't help but speak up, "Take a break, Teacher Zeng. Aren't you tired from walking around like this?"

Zeng Xiaoxian kept walking and said irritably, "I've been sitting in the theater for hours, and now you're telling me walking a few steps is tiring?"

"Uh, okay."

Su Mingyang shrugged.

Lin Wanyu then asked, "By the way, Teacher Zeng, how was today's performance?"

This question made Zeng Xiaoxian's eyebrows twitch violently, and he stopped abruptly. Facing the three of them, he gritted his teeth and said, "Excellent! You've all shocked me!"

"It was shocking."

Hu Yifei was puzzled.

Zeng Xiaoxian said sarcastically, "Yeah! My entire soul has been elevated!"

Lin Wanyu didn't realize it was sarcasm and was genuinely happy for Zeng Xiaoxian, saying innocently, "Congratulations, Teacher Zeng!"

Su Mingyang almost burst out laughing.

Zeng Xiaoxian glared at him angrily and said, "Yes, I feel that my soul is far, far, far more noble than all of you who are here indulging in lavish feasts, drinking and carousing, being all lovey-dovey, and breaking your promises—you despicable and shameless fellows!"

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't catch his breath after he finished speaking.

He almost suffocated, and immediately bent over, panting heavily.

The words "intimate and affectionate" stung Lin Wan. She covered her face, wishing she could disappear into a hole in the ground.

"It was just an accident. Besides, I already called you, but you didn't answer."

Hu Yifei said weakly.

Her words completely enraged Zeng Xiaoxian: "This is an accident? Let me tell you what an accident is! If that pirate captain hadn't accidentally cut his insulin tubing, I don't know how long I would have been suffering there! You said you called me, but do you know how many times I called you and no one answered! I thought something had happened to you guys!!!"

""

Knowing they were in the wrong, the three lowered their heads and humbly accepted the criticism. Their reaction confirmed Zeng Xiaoxian's suspicions, and he continued, "Now I know, you guys did it on purpose! You deliberately left me at the theater! Yesterday I said I didn't want to see any performance, but you insisted I go, and when I refused, you cursed me! You ganged up on me! Was that fun?"

"Hey, Teacher Zeng, you've got it wrong. Honestly, Wanyu and I both work during the day. We wouldn't be so bored as to trick you. It was Ziqiao who insisted on making you go to the performance. You should talk to him."

Su Mingyang defended himself.

"Well... I admit we forgot about you, but messing with you is none of our business. Don't try to pin this on us. If it weren't for Mika, we'd be watching a show at the theater right now."

Hu Yifei said with dissatisfaction.

Zeng Xiaoxian's expression shifted slightly before he said, "Fine, even if you didn't trick me, leaving me alone in the theater is still unforgivable!"

"Don't be angry, Teacher Zeng."

Lin Wanyu pouted.

"I'm not angry, I'm very satisfied today. I not only saw myself at 60..."

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian going on and on like a broken record, Su Mingyang couldn't help but feel annoyed. Suddenly, an idea struck him, and he shouted towards the two suites, "Everyone, come and see! Zeng Xiaoxian, the host of 'Your Moon, My Heart,' has actually come to this party!"

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't continue speaking.

Hu Yifei and Lin Wanyu were stunned.

A moment later, with a whoosh, seven or eight men and women ran out of the suite.

Upon seeing Zeng Xiaoxian, he exclaimed excitedly, "It really is Zeng Xiaoxian! I love listening to your show!"

"Finally, I've seen a living person today!"

Seeing so many of his fans here, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately put on a smiling face: "I'm a good man, I'm Zeng Xiaoxian, it's nice to see you all."

"Please sign your name for me!"

"Sign it for me first!"

"I'll go first."

"Make way, ladies first!"

Upon seeing this scene, Su Mingyang, Hu Yifei, and Lin Wanyu exchanged a smile and quickly stepped aside.

"Don't rush, one at a time, everyone gets a share."

Zeng Xiaoxian was incredibly excited. He quickly pulled out a stack of photos from his clothes and waved them at the crowd: "Before I sign them, let me introduce them to you. These are my autographed photos, 50 yuan each. You can choose whichever you like."

His outrageous move truly shocked Su Mingyang and the other two, who stared at him with wide eyes.

"Oh, you want money back? Never mind then."

A girl shook her head and turned to go back to her suite.

"You're obsessed with money."

One of the boys made a comment and then left.

"Everyone, disperse. We need your money."