Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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"What a unique name."

Lin Wanyu muttered to herself as she stood to the side, examining the shop's furnishings.

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't say much, and plopped down on the small sofa next to him.

Su Mingyang had just carried Lin Wanyu for several hundred meters and now all he wanted to do was lie down and rest. He turned around and saw the shampoo bed inside, greeted Xiaoming, went over and slumped down on it, feeling incredibly comfortable.

He patted another shampoo bed and said to Lin Wanyu, who was standing next to the sofa, "Wanyu, do you want to rest for a bit?"

Lin Wanyu shook her head, walked a few steps to the shampoo stool in front of Su Mingyang and sat down: "No need, I'm fine sitting down, it's not good to drink milk tea while lying down."

Su Mingyang: "Uh, okay."

"Wow, Mingyang, you really know how to enjoy yourself. If Wanyu won't lie down, I will."

After Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, he immediately lay down on the shampoo bed next to Su Mingyang.

Su Mingyang was both amused and exasperated. He turned his neck, then suddenly remembered something and asked, "Teacher Zeng, where are the people from Anmo you mentioned yesterday?"

"It seems like they don't offer hair washing services at the salon."

I just remembered, there's only one female hairstylist here, not a single shampoo girl in sight.

Upon hearing the question, Zeng Xiaoxian's heart skipped a beat. He was just thinking of how to fool Ming when he blurted out, "Sorry, the hairdresser is off today."

"All right."

Su Mingyang felt somewhat helpless.

Lin Wanyu felt down for a moment, but her mood was quickly soothed by milk tea. She then listlessly tugged at Su Mingyang's hair and played with it.

Zeng Xiaoxian secretly thanked the hairstylist, then pretended to be nonchalant: "Oh, what a coincidence, I'm sorry you two couldn't enjoy a comfortable Thai massage."

Lin Wanyu: "It's okay, anyway... my main purpose today is to get my hair done."

Su Mingyang: "My purpose is to accompany Wanyu to get her hair done."

"Um."

Lin Wanyu smiled sweetly, looking at the showerhead in the water tank. Suddenly, she became interested, her eyes darting around as she asked, "Mingyang, would you like to wash your hair?"

"shampoo"

Su Mingyang opened his eyes, looked at Lin Wanyu sitting behind him, looking down at him, and said, "Of course I want to, but is anyone washing up now?"

Lin Wanyu pouted and said, "Am I not human?"

"you"

This surprised Su Mingyang greatly. "Wanyu, do you even know how to wash?"

Lin Wanyu put down her milk tea, rolled up her sleeves, and said eagerly, "Hehe, it's just washing hair, what's so difficult about that?"

Su Mingyang was unsure and refused, saying, "Wanyu, washing someone else's clothes is very different from washing your own. It's hard to control. Professional things should be left to professionals. I suggest you sit down and rest."

"I've had enough rest."

Lin Wanyu waved her hand and said, "You carried me for so long just now, so I'll wash your hair now as a reward."

"Uh, okay."

Su Mingyang had no choice but to lie down and let himself be washed.

Seeing that Su Mingyang agreed, Lin Wanyu was overjoyed. She quickly went to the side to ask the hairstylist for permission and also inquired about... a better shampoo.

Su Mingyang turned to look at Lin Wanyu, who was busy and having a great time, and felt a warmth in his heart.

At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian, standing nearby, said sourly, "Sigh, I really envy you, Mingyang. I wonder when I'll have such a great girlfriend to wash my hair."

Upon hearing this, Su Mingyang joked, "When you're dreaming."

""

Is this even human language? Zeng Xiaoxian tilted his head, staring at Su Mingyang with resentful, dead-fish eyes.

Su Mingyang felt uneasy under his gaze and laughed, "Just kidding. I believe Teacher Zeng will be able to find it in his lifetime."

Zeng Xiaoxian nearly spat out blood; what the hell is this in his lifetime?

Just as he was feeling down, Lin Wanyu sat down in front of Su Mingyang with a small bottle of shampoo and said with a smile, "Let's start washing your hair."

"Go wash up."

Su Mingyang closed his eyes and suddenly felt like pork on a chopping board.

Lin Wanyu had no idea what Su Mingyang was thinking, and excitedly turned on the shower.

To make matters worse, she forgot to hold the showerhead, and the hose connected to it suddenly began to writhe violently like a snake whose tail had been cut off, spraying water everywhere.

Su Mingyang, who was lying on the shampoo bed, was immediately drenched in water.

He hurriedly sat up and looked back.

Zhao Hao saw Lin Wanyu close her eyes and grab the water pipe while calling out, "Mingyang, quickly help me grab it!"

Su Mingyang was speechless. He pressed the switch, and the showerhead immediately stopped. He said, "Okay, Wanyu."

"Eh"

Lin Wanyu opened her eyes, glanced at the switch, and immediately slapped her forehead, exclaiming in annoyance, "How stupid of me! How could I not have thought to turn the switch off!"

Su Mingyang joked, "His head must have been splashed with water and short-circuited."

Lin Wanyu weakly retorted, "No, I just forgot by accident."

Su Mingyang laughed, "Why didn't you look at me? Wanyu, are you washing my hair or giving me a bath?"

"Uh"

Seeing Su Mingyang completely soaked, Lin Wanyu's face turned as red as a ripe crayfish.

Zeng Xiaoxian suppressed a laugh and joked, "Haha, wouldn't it be better to wash your hair and take a bath together?"

Su Mingyang: ""

Chapter 246 This song is really catchy!

Lin Wanyu was in a daze and didn't pay attention to what Zeng Xiaoxian was saying. Seeing that Su Mingyang's clothes were soaked, she realized what was happening and said, "Mingyang, let me dry you."

Su Mingyang waved his hand and said, "Forget it, it's so hot, no need to blow on it."

Lin Wanyu advised, "You'll catch a cold if you don't blow on it, so please do."

Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow and said, "Don't worry, Wanyu, with my physique, I can stand outside naked all day in sub-zero temperatures without any problem."

Lin Wanyu nodded silently, without the slightest doubt in his words, and said, "In that case, let's continue."

Su Mingyang's lips twitched: "Seriously? You still want to wash it?"

Seeing Su Mingyang's refusal, Lin Wanyu quickly grabbed his arm and shook it, tilting her head back and pouting, looking at him with her bright, clear eyes: "Mingyang, please give me another chance. It was just a momentary... mistake. I promise I won't spill water on you this time."

Su Mingyang was completely powerless against the girl's coquettish charm. He sighed and lay back down on the shampoo bed, reverting to being a pig on the chopping board.

Seeing this, Lin Wanyu smiled like a little fox and sat down.

This time she wasn't careless; she gripped the showerhead tightly and then turned it on.

A dozen or so glistening streams of water immediately sprayed out.

She took a deep breath, hunched over like an old man, and placed her left hand on Su Mingyang's neat hairline to prevent the water from splashing onto his face.

He carefully wet his hair with the showerhead in his right hand.

After wetting your hair.

Lin Wanyu squeezed out some shampoo, lathered it up, and then started scrubbing her hair.

It was very easy to wash my hair.

However, it's a bit inconvenient to wash the sides and back of the head.

She had no choice but to turn Su Mingyang's head back and forth like a steering wheel to wash it, seven or eight times.

Su Mingyang secretly rejoiced, thankful that he didn't have cervical spondylosis, otherwise his neck would definitely be freezing.

However, Lin Wanyu controlled the force of her scrubbing very well, gently and softly, good job! If it weren't for the occasional head-twisting, he would have fallen asleep.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was standing nearby, watched this scene and found it quite amusing. He asked, "Mingyang, how was it? Did Wanyu enjoy her bath?"

Lin Wanyu was also concerned about this question and secretly looked forward to Su Mingyang's answer.

"Teacher Zeng, what do you think?"

Su Mingyang threw the question back at him.

Zeng Xiaoxian: "How would I know?"

Su Mingyang replied matter-of-factly, "You were watching from the side, you should have been able to tell, right?"

Faced with this question, Zeng Xiaoxian naturally chose to say something positive: "Uh, I feel quite comfortable."

Su Mingyang smiled slightly: "Teacher Zeng, let me tell you from my own experience, your intuition is very accurate, it really does feel very comfortable."

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyebrows twitched, thinking, "Is this someone showing off? How annoying!" Hearing Su Mingyang's reply, Lin Wanyu felt very pleased and cheerfully hummed a song—"I'm a shampoo girl, my shampooing skills are amazing! I'll wash Mingyang's head until it's shiny and bright! Wash left side, wash right side, wash it like lightning! Oh, my little hands, change, change!" Hearing these lyrics, Su Mingyang's forehead creased, and he complained, "Wanyu, your lyrics are a bit too much! 'Wash my head until it's shiny and bright'... are you trying to wash my head bald?"

Zeng Xiaoxian burst into a pig-like laugh: "Haha!"

Xiaoming, who was focused on cutting a customer's hair, couldn't help but chuckle. Lin Wanyu playfully wrinkled her nose and said, "No, it means 'shine clean'... it means 'washed clean.' Mingyang, if you don't like it, I won't sing it."