Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Hu Yifei initially wanted to say no, but then remembered that she had something to do.

He asked for help, then shook his head and said, "I don't know how."

"No way."

Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow at her: "Then why are you still standing here?"

"%"

Hu Yifei's face darkened.

She thought Su Mingyang would say "No" next, "Then I'll teach you."

Unexpectedly, they were actually kicking people out! Su Mingyang laughed loudly: "Haha, just kidding. Yifei, if you want to appreciate my calligraphy, you can continue."

Hu Yifei suppressed the urge to berate Su Mingyang and said, "No, I want you to write a piece of calligraphy for me."

"Oh"

Su Mingyang paused for a moment, then asked, "Yifei, do you also want to hang something like Teacher Zeng did in your bedroom?"

"no."

"That's hanging in the living room."

"No, not either."

"Are you going to hang it in the bathroom?"

""

Hu Yifei nearly vomited blood, explaining, "I'm not using it myself!"

Su Mingyang replied knowingly, "I understand. Take it and sell it."

"It's not for sale!"

Hu Yifei stamped her foot in frustration, looking at Yang pleadingly, "Anyway, could you please write one for me? I'll pay you."

"Okay, what words do you want to write?"

Seeing Hu Yifei's anxious and upset expression, Su Mingyang stopped teasing her.

Since the other party wasn't asking for the calligraphy for their own use or to sell, the only option left was to give it away. As for who it was given to, he didn't ask any further questions.

Hu Yifei breathed a sigh of relief and quickly told Su Mingyang about her needs.

"Okay, I'll give it to you when it's finished."

Su Mingyang nodded.

"thanks!"

Seeing that he agreed, Hu Yifei was overjoyed and immediately began to fawn over him: "Do you want an apple? I'll peel one for you!"

Su Mingyang: "Forget the apples, how about a jackfruit instead?"

""

Twenty minutes later.

Su Mingyang carefully put away the written words, stretched lazily, and went out of the room to pour himself a glass of water.

"It's been all afternoon, and Wanyu still hasn't returned."

Muttering to himself, Su Mingyang drank some water and went out for a walk to clear his head, just in time to see Lü Ziqiao coming out of the elevator.

As soon as the other person saw him, they rushed over and grabbed his hand: "Mingyang, perfect timing! I'm a little short on cash lately, could you lend me some money?"

They have to ask to borrow money.

Su Mingyang was exasperated. He pried his hand off and said with a wry smile, "Ziqiao, as you know, I'm currently renovating my house, and I don't have much money on hand."

No need to even think about it.

This guy borrows money only to pick up girls... to pick up girls.

He wasn't some super-rich tycoon; where would he get so much money to borrow from Su Mingyang? When Su Mingyang refused, Lu Ziqiao immediately assured him, "No need for much, a thousand will do. I'll definitely pay you back when I have the money."

Su Mingyang's lips twitched: "I've heard that a million times."

"Is there?"

Lu Ziqiao pretended to be confused.

Seeing this, Su Mingyang also pretended to be confused: "What did you just ask me? I can't remember. I'll go now, let's talk again sometime."

With that, he turned and walked away.

Lu Ziqiao quickly grabbed him: "No, Mingyang, I was wrong! This is the last time I'll borrow money from you. I promise you I'll pay you back with interest, I'll use all my luck in love for the rest of my life!"

Seeing the weight of his promise, Su Mingyang hesitated for two seconds before asking, "Tell me first, is borrowing money to seduce your...new prey?"

"No!"

Lu Ziqiao shook his head and said 2.

3. "Mingyang, you've misunderstood. I wanted to lend Annie money to prepare a small surprise."

Su Mingyang sneered: "Keep lying, keep lying!"

"I'm not lying to you! I've figured it out. Annie is the girl I truly love. The reason I've gone to so much trouble to pursue her is because she has a charm that I admire."

Lu Ziqiao looked genuinely sincere.

Hearing this, Su Mingyang laughed, then suddenly remembered a famous saying and immediately retorted, "Bullshit! You call that liking her? You're just lusting after her body! You're despicable!"

""

These words immediately stunned Lü Ziqiao.

Su Mingyang was absolutely right! He was completely speechless!

Chapter 259 Interesting souls are not worth mentioning!

In fact.

Su Mingyang was right after all.

Since Lu Ziqiao started picking up girls...

I've always believed in this truth—a beautiful appearance can be captivating, but an interesting soul is not worth mentioning.

Don't misunderstand, this "提" (tí)

It's not a verb.

If it weren't for dating Annie for three months, he wouldn't have even made it to second base.

He would never ask Su Mingyang to lend him money to buy Annie a gift.

As for the purpose...

Of course, the goal is to hit a home run.

You should know that he has never prepared a gift for a girl when he's trying to pick her up.

This can be considered a first.

no way.

The opponent is biting so hard, refusing to let go.

For the sake of his own happiness, Lü Ziqiao had no choice but to swallow his pride and say, "Fine, Mingyang, you're right, I am despicable, so can you lend me a thousand yuan now?"

Having just vented his anger, Su Mingyang didn't press the matter further. He sighed, pulled a few bills from his wallet, and said, "This is the last time. I won't lend you money if you're going to pick up girls again."

Don't worry.

Lu Ziqiao snatched the bill from Su Mingyang's hand and stuffed it into his pocket, overjoyed. He patted Su Mingyang on the shoulder and said, "Good brother, once things are settled between Annie and me, I'll definitely thank you properly."

Don't worry, things won't work out between you two.

Su Mingyang thought to himself, then pursed his lips: "Alright, hurry up and prepare the gift, don't let it be one of those... cheap nesting dolls again."

He still remembers the last time Lu Ziqiao bought an apology gift for Meijia. He and Zeng Xiaoxian lent him a thousand yuan, but the idiot ended up buying a nesting doll.

Lu Ziqiao's expression turned somewhat awkward: "Don't worry, absolutely not!"

Just then, the phone rang. Lu Ziqiao took out his phone, his eyes lit up, and he raised an eyebrow at Su Mingyang: "Hehe, it's Annie calling."

After saying that, he answered the phone.

Su Mingyang didn't linger and entered the elevator.

Su Mingyang strolled into the bar and saw Zeng Xiaoxian playing pool alone inside. He walked over and said with a smile, "Teacher Zeng, you seem to be having a lot of fun, playing so enthusiastically all by yourself."

Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian looked up and laughed, "Haha, I just took that calligraphy and painting you gave me to be framed, and I was in a good mood, so I stopped by a bar to have some fun... and since you're here, why don't you play a couple of rounds with me?"

"OK."

Su Mingyang casually picked up a pool cue from the side and bent down to aim.

While he was aiming, Zeng Xiaoxian said, "By the way, Mingyang, I just encountered something funny at the framing shop, it was hilarious."

What interesting things happened?