Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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"No buts!" Lu Ziqiao interrupted directly, "Listen to the voice of the people."

He stood up and started chanting: "Singles' Night! Singles' Night! Singles' Night!"

The bar patrons immediately joined in: "Singles' Night! Singles' Night 753! Singles' Night!"

After receiving a positive response from the crowd, Lü Ziqiao snapped his fingers, and the cheering stopped abruptly.

With a slight upturn of his lips, he said, "Did you hear that? It's a unanimous vote."

Seeing this, Su Mingyang thought to himself that it was a waste of Lu Ziqiao's talent not to become a sales manager.

"That's fine too." Zeng Xiaoxian smiled and said dismissively, "In this bar, whatever you say will be followed by others."

"Really? Why don't you give it a try?" Lu Ziqiao raised an eyebrow.

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled confidently, casually stretched his coat, stood up, and shouted loudly, "Zeng Xiaoxian! Zeng Xiaoxian! Zeng Xiaoxian!"

Unfortunately, no one responded to him. The people in the bar stared at him blankly, as if they were looking at a monkey.

Lin Wanyu looked embarrassed and whispered, "Teacher Zeng, this is so embarrassing. I'm too ashamed to say I know him."

"Heh, that's just how this guy is, he always likes to do these stupid things." Hu Yifei was speechless.

"Sigh, it seems watching too many melodramas really does lower your IQ." Su Mingyang sighed, as the facts once again confirmed his idea.

Seeing that no one responded for a long time, Zeng Xiaoxian's voice gradually weakened. His face turned red as he took out his phone and said with a dry laugh, "It's his call."

Only then did he step down from the stage.

Su Mingyang, Lin Wanyu, Hu Yifei, and Guan Gu Shenqi all rolled their eyes.

Lu Ziqiao laughed and said, "Look, this is what the people want and what everyone hopes for."

“Okay, where shall we go?” Zhang Wei finally made up his mind.

Lu Ziqiao said, "Don't worry, I've already made a reservation."

Guan Gu asked in confusion, "When did you book this table?"

Lu Ziqiao said, "Five minutes later, in a taxi."

"...".

Chapter 333

Lu Ziqiao grabbed his coat and said to Su Mingyang with a big smile, "Mingyang, would it be convenient for me to borrow your car?"

"If we give it to you, how are we supposed to get back?" Su Mingyang asked.

"Alright. I really forgot. I guess I'll have to call a car myself then." Lu Ziqiao slapped his forehead, waved his hand, and told Zhang Wei to follow.

Su Mingyang immediately asked, "By the way, Ziqiao, where are you planning to go?"

"Of course, it's the most luxurious KTV at Bund 18, the kind that's open all night? How about it, want to come along?" Lu Ziqiao whispered enticingly in Su Mingyang's ear.

"I'm not going," Su Mingyang refused again.

"Alright, then I'm leaving." Seeing that Su Mingyang was not interested at all, Lu Ziqiao didn't say anything more and turned to leave.

"Everyone, remember to attend my wedding tomorrow!" Zhang Wei said to everyone with a smile.

Su Mingyang smiled and said, "Definitely."

"Yes, I will." Lin Wanyu nodded.

Guan Gu Shenqi and Hu Yifei nodded in agreement.

Seeing that everyone agreed, Zhang Wei got up and followed Lu Ziqiao.

Zeng Xiaoxian followed.

Seeing that Guan Gu was sitting still, Lin Wanyu asked with some confusion, "Guan Gu, why aren't you going? Didn't you want to go just now?"

"I really want to go, but I just remembered that I still have work to finish. Speaking of which, since Meijia left, I've lost my assistant, and my workload has increased a lot." Guan Gu Shenqi scratched his head in frustration.

"Take your time." Su Mingyang patted Guan Gu Shenqi on the shoulder.

"Are you still playing here?" Hu Yifei asked.

"Let's go home, I'm a little tired," Lin Wanyu said.

“That suits me perfectly. I still want to video chat with Zhanbo,” Hu Yifei said, standing up.

"I need to go to bed early tonight, I have to attend Zhang Wei's wedding tomorrow." Guan Gu Shenqi said with some anticipation.

"Alright then, let's go."

And so, Su Mingyang and his group got up and left the bar.

the other side.

After hailing a taxi and getting in, Lü Ziqiao said, "Driver, shall we go to the car rental company first?"

"A car rental company?" Zhang Wei frowned. "Aren't we going to a karaoke bar?"

“Hehe, that’s the destination.” Lu Ziqiao smiled mysteriously and revealed his plan: “But we need to rent a stretch Lincoln first, and then go to the drama academy.”

Zhang Wei was completely bewildered, unable to understand Lu Ziqiao's thought process, and asked uncertainly, "Why are you going to the drama academy again?"

Lu Ziqiao said irritably, "Are you stupid? Think about it, if a stretch Lincoln is parked at the school gate, those performing arts girls who have finished class will definitely notice our rented Lincoln and get in the car. That way, we can take them straight to the karaoke bar."

"Rent a stretch Lincoln? Those are very expensive, do you have the money?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Lu Ziqiao with suspicion.

"Money is not a problem," Lu Ziqiao said nonchalantly.

"Really?" Zeng Xiaoxian was skeptical.

"Teacher Zeng, just relax and have fun." Lu Ziqiao patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder. "Once you see those beautiful young girls, you'll know that spending any amount of money is worth it."

"Uh." Zeng Xiaoxian didn't say anything, but he had a bad feeling.

"Ziqiao, is it really appropriate to take a girl from the drama academy to a karaoke bar?" Zhang Wei asked with some concern.

As a prospective lawyer, he felt it was somewhat unethical to do such a thing.

"Tonight is your bachelor night, God will forgive you," Lu Ziqiao comforted him, then grinned lewdly, "Look, I even prepared some props."

Seeing Lu Ziqiao smiling so broadly.

Zhang Wei's mind immediately conjured up images of those indescribable props, and he decisively shook his head, saying, "Uh, I won't look, it must be disgusting."

Zeng Xiaoxian, however, said excitedly, "Let me see, let me see."

Lu Ziqiao smiled mysteriously and pulled out a set of Ludo from his pocket: "Look, this is it."

"Flying Chess?" Zhang Wei asked, puzzled.

Lu Ziqiao laughed and said, "Don't underestimate it. Just imagine how enjoyable it would be to play Ludo with a group of beautiful young women!"

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian's brow twitched violently, as if recalling some horrible memories, causing him to completely break down. He grabbed the driver and shouted, "Let me out of the car! Let me out of the car!"

……

We arrived at the car rental company.

Following his own wishes, Lü Ziqiao chose a luxurious extended Lincoln.

When it came time to pay, he suddenly clutched his stomach, looking pained, and said, "Damn, my stomach suddenly hurts. I need to go to the toilet first."

After saying that, he slipped away and ran to the bathroom.

Zeng Xiaoxian was left bewildered in the wind.

"That'll be 4,200 in total. Would you like to pay by card or cash?" the car rental staff asked the two.

Zhang Wei was a little embarrassed; he couldn't possibly come up with that much money.

He could only look at Zeng Xiaoxian.

Zeng Xiaoxian cursed Lu Ziqiao in his heart.

Why didn't you poop earlier?

Don't pull it late.

He just had to pull the trigger when it came time to pay, damn it.

He then realized what his bad premonition was.

This is a real rip-off.

Depend on!

However, we are now facing this situation.

Given Zeng Xiaoxian's prideful nature, he would never say something like, "Let Lu Ziqiao pay for his excrement after he finishes pooping."

Reluctantly, I had no choice but to take out my bank card.

After finishing, he had a look on his face that said he was about to cry but had no tears.

A short while later, Lü Ziqiao returned and said, "I'll go pay the bill."

"I've already paid," Zeng Xiaoxian said expressionlessly.

"Really? Then let's go." Lu Ziqiao said with a smile.

Seeing that he wouldn't mention repaying the money, Zeng Xiaoxian didn't dare to bring it up either, and he was so frustrated he wanted to grind his teeth to dust!