Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Zhang Wei suddenly realized and said, "I remember now! Last time he said he would help me design the ultimate bachelor party plan, and the next day, I almost missed my own wedding!"

Su Mingyang patted Zhang Wei and said, "My condolences. And don't worry about missing out this time, because you're still single."

Pfft (heart-wrenching sound)!

Zhang Wei clutched his chest, feeling an indescribable pain and an inability to breathe.

Hu Yifei frowned and said, "Ziqiao is up to his old tricks again. I'd rather watch me perform mind-reading."

Everyone looked reluctant.

In contrast.

They'd rather see what tricks Ziqiao has up his sleeve.

They said in perfect unison, "Uh, well, okay, let's go to the meeting."

After saying that, everyone got up and went back to the apartment.

Hu Yifei looked helpless and could only follow.

Chapter 435

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living room

The group was discussing the arrangements for New Year's Eve.

Lu Ziqiao drew a lot of patterns on the small blackboard with chalk.

Everyone looked completely bewildered.

After drawing a small diamond, Lu Ziqiao turned around and smiled at the crowd, pointing to the pattern on the blackboard.

Zhang Wei suddenly realized, "Oh, this is the legendary Mayan hieroglyphics!"

Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes and said speechlessly, "I have to say your IQ is negative. This is the ultimate New Year's Eve battle plan."

Tang Youyou immediately raised her hand and excitedly shouted, "Ask a question!"

“Rejected,” Lu Ziqiao said. “Your suggestion to mobilize all cosplayers is excellent, but I have already rejected it. We are celebrating the Spring Festival, not Halloween.”

After hearing the result, Tang Youyou dejectedly lowered her hand.

"Besides, we don't need anyone to cosplay a... Refrigerator Man?"

As Hu Yifei spoke, she pointed to a square robot pattern on the small blackboard.

Tang Youyou said unhappily, "What refrigerator man? That's Iron Man."

Su Mingyang laughed: "What a terrible artist! I thought it was Teletubbies."

"Haha." Lin Wanyu laughed and suggested, "So I think it's better to watch horror movies. It's more atmospheric to gather together to watch horror movies at night."

As Lin Wanyu spoke, she envisioned this scene.

Su Mingyang said, both amused and exasperated, "Watching a horror movie during the Chinese New Year? Wanyu, you really came up with that idea."

“Yes, watching this during the New Year is a bit unlucky,” Hu Yifei said, frowning. “Let’s think of something more festive.”

"Alright then." After thinking it over carefully, Lin Wanyu also felt it was inappropriate and stopped insisting.

"Okay, let's get ready first," Lu Ziqiao said. "Zhang Wei, Yifei, you two are in charge of preparing the beer and drinks. Also, order some chicken..."

Upon hearing this word, everyone stared wide-eyed at Lü Ziqiao.

Lu Ziqiao glanced at everyone's expressions, then calmly uttered a single word: "Wings".

Everyone was relieved.

Lu Ziqiao continued with a smile, "The rest of the girls are setting up the room. Guan Gu, you're in charge of getting the Xbox ready. Tonight, I'm going to have a battle of the century with you."

Qin Yumo asked in confusion, "What kind of battle?"

"Pro Evolution Soccer!" Guan Gu Shenqi exclaimed excitedly, "We deliberately saved the World Cup final for tonight."

"The most exciting thing next is that I'm going to contact the handsome guys and beautiful girls in Building 2 of Love Apartment and invite them to play Ludo here!"

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Lu Ziqiao excitedly pointed to an airplane pattern on the blackboard.

Everyone had long been fed up with this ridiculous game of Ludo, and immediately shouted in unison, "No Ludo!"

"OK then."

Lu Ziqiao was very disappointed when his proposal was rejected.

Qin Yumo then pointed to the pattern on the blackboard and said, "By the way, what does this heart mean? Is it for grilling chicken hearts?"

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Hu Yifei placed her hands on the table and said formally, "This is my special performance tonight: the upgraded version of mind reading."

I heard it was mind reading again.

Everyone's faces immediately fell.

"What are you doing?" Hu Yifei asked, annoyed that no one was giving her any face. "It wasn't easy for me to get to this level, you know?"

Su Mingyang laughed and said, "Yifei, stop teasing us. How can your mind-reading ability be upgraded? Tell us to turn around before you read our minds."

Everyone couldn't help but laugh.

"What else can we do? Do you think mind-reading really exists in this world?" Hu Yifei pouted.

Guan Gu Shenqi raised his hand: "Mind reading exists in this world; I've seen it."

"ah?

Everyone looked at Guan Gu Shenqi with suspicion.

I suspect he has lost his mind. (Nine.)

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Seeing that everyone was looking at him with suspicion, Guan Gu Shenqi explained, "I'm not lying. I really have seen that person. His name is Shinbei Mouri. He's a street performer from Japan. I was only five years old when I first met him. At that time, he read my mind at first glance and gave me my favorite puppy. I haven't seen him since then until last year when I heard that he came to China! So I went to see his performance."

At this point, Guan Gu Shenqi seemed very excited: "He's still as amazing as ever. He read my name directly from the card I drew. Isn't that incredible? It's amazing!"

Su Mingyang laughed and said, "There's a high chance he knows you."

Guan Gu Shenqi frowned, saying incredulously, "It can't be, right?"

“How could you not? I say, Guan Gu, you’re really too naive,” Hu Yifei laughed.

Guan Gu Shenqi was a little unconvinced when he heard this, and said, "He really can read minds. If you don't believe me, I'll call him here today. People in Japan don't celebrate the Lunar New Year, so he'll definitely be free tonight."

"Guan Gu, I think you shouldn't invite him. Leave some room for your imagination," Su Mingyang advised kindly.

"Why?" Guan Gu Shenqi asked, looking at everyone. "Don't you all believe that mind reading exists in this world?"

Everyone shook their heads.

"There is no mind-reading ability in this world, just like there is no Ultraman," Hu Yifei said.

"There are no Transformers either," Lin Wanyu added with a smile.

Su Mingyang continued, "And there are no golden-armored warriors either."

Zhang Wei frowned and asked, "I know Ultraman and Transformers, but Mingyang, what is this golden armored warrior you're talking about?"

"I want to know too." Hu Yifei tilted her head.

"I made that up," Su Mingyang laughed.

"..."

"Don't change the subject. Since you don't believe in mind reading, I'm going to show you!" Guan Gu Shenqi said, waving his hand. "I've decided to invite the master to my house tonight. You all have to come and see!"

"Alright then." Seeing how persistent Guan Gu was, Su Mingyang didn't want to say anything more.

"Okay, it's settled then. Guan Gu, you can treat us if you want. We'll just treat it as a live magic show," Lu Ziqiao said. "The task has been assigned. I know it's very difficult, and everyone must carry it out strictly."

Qin Yumo waved her hand and said, "Ordering chicken wings isn't a big deal."

"The key isn't there, it's in four words: no, watch, the, Spring Festival, Gala!" Lu Ziqiao walked over, extended his hand, and asked, "Who wants to join?"

"Me!" Hu Yifei immediately placed her hand on the back of Lu Ziqiao's outstretched hand.

"I'll join too," Guan Gu Shenqi followed closely behind.

“Anyway, there’s a rebroadcast tomorrow, I’ll join!” Tang Youyou smiled and extended her hand.

Su Mingyang and Lin Wanyu naturally wouldn't refuse this game...

Get involved.

The only one who hasn't made a statement yet is Zhang Wei.

Everyone looked at him.

Zhang Wei smiled and reached out to join the others.

Lu Ziqiao looked at everyone and said, "To reiterate, if anyone secretly watched the Spring Festival Gala, then..."

Just then, Zeng Xiaoxian, who had been absent earlier, rushed back and excitedly exclaimed, "Then this person will be despised by everyone!!!"