Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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The sound became clearer and clearer.

They came to a big tree.

The sound seemed to be coming from behind the big tree.

It sounded like a woman moaning.

The more Su Mianyang listened, the more she felt something was wrong.

Lin Wanyu, however, became even more curious.

The two went around to the back of the tree.

They opened their mouths in surprise.

Then a sharp scream rang out.

"Ah! There's a ghost!"

The voice did not come from Lin Wanyu.

It was one of the girls behind the big tree who made the sound.

That's right.

There are two girls behind this tree.

When the other girl spotted them, she was stunned for a moment.

After reacting, she immediately pulled her companion away.

Su Mingyang and Lin Wanyu were left standing there, bewildered.

It took Lin Wanyu a very long time to come to her senses.

He sighed:

"These two girls are really brave, coming out into the mountains so late at night. I wonder what they're up to?"

Su Mingyang thought for a moment and said, "They're probably just like us, going up the mountain for a date."

"No way?" Lin Wanyu's eyes widened.

Su Mingyang laughed and said, "Haha, just kidding."

After all this trouble.

The two of them were also a little tired.

After sitting in the grove for a while, we drove back to the Love Apartment.

Chapter 452

Lu Ziqiao put his pockets in room 3601.

Then, glancing at the refrigerator, she frowned and asked, "Where's your milk? I saw you bought a lot yesterday."

“There used to be some, but not much now, look.” Hu Yifei pointed to Zhang Wei, who was drinking milk by himself.

Lu Ziqiao glanced at Zhang Wei, raised an eyebrow, and said, "He...is planning to get himself drunk?"

Hu Yifei, holding a wine glass filled with milk, shrugged and said, "I think it's unlikely, because he's almost finished all the milk I bought to drink for half a month. I don't know if he's drunk or not, but he's been to the toilet six times."

Lu Ziqiao asked curiously, "What's wrong with him?"

Hu Yifei leaned close to Lu Ziqiao and whispered, "Remember that female traffic cop from last time? She broke up with him after only two dates."

Lu Ziqiao exclaimed in surprise, "Heartbroken?"

Who's heartbroken?

Su Mingyang walked in and asked.

He originally intended to borrow a bottle of soy sauce from 3601.

I just happened to hear Lu Ziqiao say that.

Suddenly I became curious.

“Zhang Wei,” Lu Ziqiao replied.

"No way? So sudden?" Su Mingyang asked in surprise.

"Shh, don't say anything loud." Hu Yifei put a finger to her lips and said, "You've come at the right time. Quickly talk to him. I've been trying to persuade him for a while, but he just keeps drinking milk. If this continues, I think he'll get kidney stones. Also, don't mention his breakup. I'm afraid it will upset him."

Lu Ziqiao nodded to indicate that he understood, then asked Zhang Wei, who was slumped on the sofa looking dejected, "Zhang Wei, I heard you got dumped?"

Su Mingyang: "...

Hu Yifei: "..."

Is it possible to be so blunt?

Zhang Wei glanced at Lü Ziqiao with dead fish eyes.

Lu Ziqiao shrugged and spread his hands, saying, "I didn't mention breaking up."

Su Mingyang grabbed Lü Ziqiao and said speechlessly, "Come on, what you said is more upsetting than a breakup."

"Exactly, can't you think before you speak?" Hu Yifei rolled her eyes.

Lu Ziqiao said helplessly, "Okay, okay, I'll be careful."

After saying that, he sat down next to Zhang Wei.

Hu Yifei shook her head and went into her room to attend to her own business.

Zhang Wei poured a glass of milk for Lü Ziqiao and Su Mingyang respectively, and said, "Mingyang, Ziqiao, you two have a glass too, let's drink until we're drunk."

Lu Ziqiao took the milk and advised, "Zhang Wei, I'm telling you, be strong. Victory and defeat are common occurrences in war."

“Failure is common, but I’ve never won.” Zhang Wei smiled sadly and said, “I always thought that Mo Lan was the one I was looking for, but she actually disliked me because I wasn’t a rich second-generation.”

Lu Ziqiao frowned, glanced at Su Mingyang, and asked in confusion, "A rich second generation?"

“My salary is enough to cover the car loan, mortgage, and my future children’s payments,” Zhang Wei explained, his expression suddenly becoming agitated. “Phew, I know I’m broke, I can’t afford a house even with a loan, but I just want to find a gentle and virtuous marriage partner, what’s wrong with that?”

"There's some truth to the saying 'Get out of poverty before getting out of being single,' Zhang Wei, don't be too sad," Su Mingyang advised.

"So, does that mean I'm not qualified to find a wife right now?" Zhang Wei asked.

"That's not what I meant. I meant to encourage you to cheer up, work hard, and you'll definitely find a good wife in the future," Su Mingyang said.

“But can’t I find a gentle and virtuous marriage partner to work hard with?” Zhang Wei countered.

Su Mingyang wanted to say no, this society is just that realistic.

But I was afraid of hurting him if I told him.

I had no choice but to keep quiet.

She nudged Lü Ziqiao, signaling him, the Casanova, to come and comfort her.

Lu Ziqiao understood and advised Zhang Wei, "Zhang Wei, there aren't that many gentle and virtuous marriage partners in the world. You've got the wrong idea."

Zhang Wei frowned and asked, "You mean... I shouldn't be seeing women?"

Lu Ziqiao, speaking from his own perspective, said, "I mean, does dating necessarily have to be for the purpose of marriage?"

Zhang Wei frowned and said, "But our former dean taught me that any relationship between a man and a woman that is not aimed at marriage can be classified as 'playing the rogue'."

“Yes, it’s all about having fun.” Lu Ziqiao frowned and said, “Think about it, what era are we living in? Your mindset needs to keep up with the times. It’s no good to always think about eating rice. Change your taste, and you’ll find everything becomes clear.”

Zhang Wei thought for a moment and said, "I eat noodles occasionally too."

Su Mingyang twitched the corner of his mouth.

"I was just using an analogy." Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes and asked, "Think about it, why is McDonald's a Fortune 500 company? It's because fast food is more in line with the pace of modern life. It's the same with dating. Which is more popular, a dashing playboy or a milk-drinking marriage fanatic?"

Zhang Wei shook his head while holding the milk.

Su Mingyang didn't say anything, thinking to himself that Ziqiao had quite a lot of fallacies.

Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei and said, "Life is about being born and surviving. Everything else is just fluff. Live life to the fullest. Starting tomorrow, I will teach you how to be a better person."

Zhang Wei stared at him and asked, "Do you think I still have any hope of turning over a new leaf?"

Lu Ziqiao and Su Mingyang nodded at the same time.

……

……

Bar downstairs.

Lu Ziqiao led Su Mingyang and Zhang Wei to the bar. Lu Ziqiao turned around and said, "Are you ready? Remember, when we're carrying out the mission, don't reveal my real name, just call me by my code name."

Zhang Wei chuckled and said, "What do you guys think of this code name? S~nake."

Su Mingyang asked in confusion, "Isn't Ziqiao called Lü Xiaobu?"

Lu Ziqiao nodded, then frowned and said, "That's right, my name is Lu Xiaobu, not Snake. Are you new here? You don't even know that?"

Zhang Wei grinned foolishly and gestured, "Then my name is Snake, hiss~"

Su Mingyang said, "It would be better to call him Zhang Yida."

Zhang Wei laughed and said, "Hehe, this code name is too innocent. I want to give myself one that has a murderous aura."