Chapter 1 Rebirth
Chapter 1 Rebirth
Martin is an ordinary working man who lives a life of exploitation by his boss.
One day, while Martin was slacking off and watching TV, his stingy boss's secondhand computer, which he'd somehow acquired, predictably exploded...
The explosion gave Martin a feeling of flying, followed by endless pain.
As Martin lay dying, he saw his stingy boss anxiously holding him, the boss's affectionate gaze seeming to say: "Please, please don't kick the bucket, or you'll be killed on the job..."
Martin used all his strength to pry open his boss's face, which resembled that of a pig, and looked at his colleague Xiaomei, whom he had secretly admired for a long time. He opened his mouth with difficulty and silently said something.
Xiao Mei thought Martin had something to say, so she brought her pink ears closer.
"I @¥~#*……"
Martin whispered in her ear for a long time.
Xiao Mei must have heard something, because her pretty face turned red at a visible speed, and she glared at Martin with her teeth clenched.
Seeing Xiaomei's flirtatious glances, Martin couldn't help but salute, then everything went black and he fainted...
"what!"
"Hasn't the ambulance arrived yet?!"
……
Only after Martin was taken away by the ambulance did the boss find Xiaomei and anxiously ask, "What did Martin just say to you?"
"Say something!"
Xiao Mei hesitated for a long time before saying, "Martin said that if he dies, he... he wants me to burn his phone for him. He said he can't sleep because he doesn't have the short video collection of the knife-forging competition, Odysseus bananas, the wilderness survival series, and... and the videos of opening blind boxes in the shipping container..."
The boss complained, "Hmph! All he does is watch this kind of mindless stuff all day. No wonder he's such a good-for-nothing! Did he say anything else?"
"this..."
Xiao Mei looked hesitant.
"What is this? Tell me!"
Seeing the boss's displeased expression, Xiao Mei steeled her resolve and said, "He also asked me to print out several photos of you... and to paste them onto the face of the paper effigy he burned for him."
"What?! That bastard! What does he want to do?"
The boss's tiny, beady eyes widened in surprise.
Xiao Mei stammered, "He...he said he's worked himself to the bone for you all these years, not only making you drive a luxury car, but also...keeping several college students and young models as mistresses. Now it's your turn to serve him."
boom--! ! !
The boss slammed his fist on the table in a frenzy.
"Slander! This is utter slander! I have always remained celibate and only love my wife. Everyone in the company knows this!"
"Martin! You bastard! You have the nerve to say you're my slave! You spend less time at work than in the bathroom. Anyone who didn't know better would think that was your office! Ugh—I'm so angry!"
The boss was so angry that his face turned purple and blue, and his expression was just like that of an anglerfish.
A colleague who was close to Martin tried to comfort him, saying, "Boss, don't be angry. Martin was just joking."
"Hmph! Xiaomei, continue!"
"No...that's all."
Xiao Mei lowered her head shyly.
The boss stared at Xiaomei, asking suspiciously, "Really, that's all?"
"It's really gone."
Xiao Mei found it too embarrassing to say what Martin said next, so she could only lie and say that there was nothing more.
"Hmph! That bastard, out of so many people in the company, he was the one who got blown up. I think he deserved it!"
The boss cursed a few times, then glanced at all the employees and said seriously, "Ahem, everyone pretend you didn't hear what Xiaomei said just now. Don't go spreading it around, understand?"
"Boss, what are you saying? Did Xiaomei just say something?"
"Yeah, I didn't hear anything!"
Me too.
+1.
"Well, if I find out anyone is gossiping, they don't need to come to work tomorrow!"
The boss, with his large pregnant belly, walked away unsteadily.
……
When Martin woke up again, he found the whole world had changed, as if it had become bigger...
No, it's that I've shrunk!
Hold the grass!
I've turned into a baby!
Martin's first thought was, "Could I have been used as a test subject by some mysterious organization?"
Oh no, have I become Conan?
A whole host of conspiracy theories flooded Martin's mind.
Just as Martin was lost in thought, a female nurse wearing a mask, whose face was obscured, walked over.
Upon seeing the nurse who looked like a "giant," Martin let out a scream and instinctively shouted "Holy shit!"
What drove him to despair was that his "Holy crap" turned into the sound of a baby crying.
"No, what happened to me? What did you do to me? I need legal aid—!!!"
Martin's voice was still a series of incoherent screams.
"Oh~ baby, don't cry, it's time to drink milk."
Upon hearing about drinking milk, Martin, who had been extremely anxious, habitually glanced at the nurse's large milk container and immediately quieted down.
Hmm, don't panic yet. Let me see what this woman does next.
Under Martin's expectant gaze, the nurse took out... a baby bottle and put it in Martin's mouth.
Martin stared blankly at the baby bottle, utterly disappointed.
This isn't right!
Are you trying to fool a child?
Martin pouted, about to cry, intending to teach the lady a lesson, but as he pouted, a drop of milk squeezed out of the pacifier.
hiss~
This flavor is intoxicating.
Wait a minute, it's not like I've never had baby formula before, and I've never thought it tasted this good. No, wait, I need to try a few more sips...
Watching Martin gulp down his drink, the nurse's eyes curved into crescents.
Martin quickly lost his appetite, and just as he was about to make things difficult for the nurse and try to take advantage of her, he... fell asleep.
When he woke up, the nurse was nowhere to be found, which made him extremely regretful.
Drinking milk can cause problems!
In his anxiety, a warm current flowed from the swallow skin.
Martin's big blunder.
I couldn't hold it in and I pooped...
"Waaaaah (Help!), waaaaah (Nurse!), ah waaaah (I've soiled my pants)!"
Martin's crying quickly triggered a chain reaction, and his friends around him started crying too.
Cries erupted from all sides.
Martin shifted his head and looked at his neighbor.
Good heavens, the man was crying so hard his face was red and his neck was thick, and he looked like he was going to die right in front of Martin, which surprised him.
Brother, life is short. Even if you turn into a baby, it doesn't have to be like this, does it? Your father is dead?
Soon, the well-built nurse came running in.
Several unfamiliar nurses followed behind.
The nurses started comforting each baby one by one.
Just when Martin and the others were about to wither away, it was finally his turn.
It was the same experienced nurse who quickly noticed that Martin had soiled himself and started changing his diaper.
The moment the diaper was removed, the nurse gasped and covered her mouth in astonishment.
"My God, this is way too big!"
Martin, like a proud rooster, grinned maniacally.
Haha, were you scared?
Have you ever seen anything this big?
Without a powerful weapon in hand, how dare you challenge the heroes?
What the nurse said next made Martin deeply realize the wickedness of society.
"Who changed this baby's diaper? It's too big, it's leaking!"
Martin: "????"
What are you saying?
...
...
Little Martin grew up day by day, and when he was one year old, he finally met... the director of the orphanage.
Seeing the kind face of the orphanage director, little Martin cried his heart out to the nurse who had been taking care of him.
No, could you please send a different batch? This mother is way too old...
The sound of crying was so heartbreaking that it brought tears to the eyes of anyone who heard it.
The nurse couldn't help but shed tears of reluctance.
Little baby, I will remember you...
As Martin grew older, he finally understood.
It turns out I've traveled through time!
All the conspiracy theories that have come up over the years have been debunked...
The neighbor he used to manipulate all day with boredom turned out to be a baby!
No wonder he used all sorts of passwords, like "Sweet potato, sweet potato, am I a potato?", "Imperial Jade Liquor?", "Heavenly King covers the Earth Tiger?", "Five words float in the sky?", "Beyond the mountains, green mountains; beyond the buildings, more buildings?", "Odd changes, even remains the same?", "28256?" He was practically using Morse code, but his neighbor just sat there calmly, offering no response whatsoever...
When he was being carried away by his parents, I was still foolishly encouraging him.
Let's unite, brothers! If all else fails, we'll acknowledge the enemy as our father, save our lives, and victory will be ours! Always remember, we mustn't lose the spirit of Cao Cao!
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