Summoning Strange Objects from Anime to Reality

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Looking at the messy room, Chang Yan couldn't help but cover his face again.

Last night, it seems he got carried away and tried out all the positions from a bunch of doujinshi and adult videos, resulting in a messy room with some mysterious liquid everywhere.

"Never mind, I'll take a shower first and then get ready. I have school later..."

Chang Yan gently picked up the sleeping Kiyohime and carried her into the bathroom to wash her body.

Slightly, it went a little too far.

After rinsing himself, Chang Yan glanced at the clock.

Oh my god, only 5 minutes left, I'm going to be late again.

"Sir, this is breakfast—"

"Stop eating! You'll be late!!"

Sigrún has taught at the Iceland University of the Arts as a part-time lecturer since and was Dean of the Department of Fine Art from -. In – she held a research position at Reykjavík Art Museum focusing on the role of women in Icelandic art. She studied fine art at the Icelandic College of Arts and Crafts and at Pratt Institute, New York, and holds BA and MA degrees in art history and philosophy from the University of Iceland. Sigrún lives and works in Iceland.

My name is Kakuta, and I am a life guidance teacher.

(From "Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto")

Today, it's my turn to be on duty at the school gate.

What I hate most are students who are late.

Every time, I close the school gates on time, so that those students who are late will learn a lesson.

As for the content of the lesson, it is of course to write a self-criticism and give a lecture.

Since they're all high school students, therefore—

Is it too much to write a 2000-word self-criticism?

But now, what I hate even more are students who are in early relationships.

At such a young age, you're already doing bad things, all you do is flirt and banter all day long. Have you ever thought about how your teachers feel?

Teachers also want to have a relationship!

The teacher, filled with grief and indignation, watched Changyan and Qingji running hand in hand toward the school gate and started timing them with a stopwatch.

After calculating the time again, the teacher couldn't help but reveal a sinister smile, and turned around to push open the door.

Hehe, you two just wait and see, you'll have to write your self-criticisms!

"Tch, looks like we're not going to make it. Kiyohime, hold on tight."

"OK, dear."

Kiyohime was in a particularly good mood today, and addressed Changyan directly in front of her teacher.

Huh, what's that male student trying to do?

As is often said, he slowed down, picked up Kiyohime, and carried her in a princess carry, continuing to run towards the gate.

In broad daylight, they dare to show off their affection in front of a single teacher! Let me tell you, if Teacher Pingzhong were here, she would show you what "Iron Fist Judgment" is.

But what does he do?

The next moment, Chang Yan showed him the answer through his actions.

He picked up Kiyohime, ran to the gate, and leaped up—

JUMP!

The boy carried the girl across the dark doorway, leaving a stunned teacher standing there, bewildered in the wind.

Is this even human...?

But in the end, Changyan and Qingji were still late.

Can anyone tell me why my classroom, as a first-grader, is on the second floor?

"Changju, why are you late today? This is the first time I've seen you late on a regular school day."

"Sigh, don't even mention it, I'm exhausted."

Hearing Hyoudou Issei's question, Chang Yan shook his head helplessly.

"By the way, you know what? Yuanbin told me that a lot of girls in the school have been taking leave recently, and nobody knows why."

In fact, Motohama told him that the girls who asked for leave were all very attractive women with huge breasts. Hyoudou Issei was too embarrassed to say it in front of Kiyohime.

"Oh, is that so? You probably ruined your health by reading some magazine again."

The reason for this is actually quite clear to everyone.

A lost demon, driven by his dream (to turn all women in the world into giant [wow], a truly awesome and lofty dream), created a chimera.

This synthetic beast can absorb the life essence of a young girl and then produce a giant [flower] fruit.

Yes, you heard right, the Giant [Wow] Fruit, as the name suggests, turns you into a giant [Wow].

Then it was smashed by the enraged Tower City White Sound, because of the testimony of that lost demon—

"Small breasts are not needed!"

Although Hyoudou Issei tried his best to protect her, he ultimately failed.

It has to be said that the Lost Demon is a real talent; he actually managed to create something so incredibly awesome.

You know, in crossover anime, there are a few things that can turn flat-chested breasts into huge ones [wow]?

Dragon Ball, the Holy Grail, and PAD don't count.

Sigrún has taught at the Iceland University of the Arts as a part-time lecturer since and was Dean of the Department of Fine Art from -. In – she held a research position at Reykjavík Art Museum focusing on the role of women in Icelandic art. She studied fine art at the Icelandic College of Arts and Crafts and at Pratt Institute, New York, and holds BA and MA degrees in art history and philosophy from the University of Iceland. Sigrún lives and works in Iceland.

Playing with fire is a sensitive word.

Chapter 168 The War Caused by the Breast Fruit

Suddenly, with an invisible fluctuation, a strange mental wave was blocked by the commonly known AT field, while the ordinary students next to them all stared blankly, frozen in place.

This is a large-scale form of psychotherapy.

"This, what is this?"

Hyoudou Issei also sensed this fluctuation and hurriedly stood up.

"It's a large-scale hypnosis, Issei, Aisha, can you get in touch with your department head?"

"Ah, well, usually it's the minister who contacts me..."

"I'm sorry, I can't help it..."

"..."

Chang Yan was speechless.

"Hmm, what exactly happened?"

Ayumu Aikawa stood up, clutching his head.

"Shido, what... what's going on?"

"I don't know either, it seems like I was hypnotized."

Itsuka Shido and Yatogami Tohka also stood up and looked around.

For some reason, the few people who weren't hypnotized all had a sense of déjà vu.

It's as if this kind of thing has happened before.

This scene... why does it look so familiar?

Hey, hey, hey, not again?

It is often said that one feels a twitching at the corner of their mouth.

"boom--!"

Suddenly, an explosion was heard in the distance.

"Huh—, that sound... is coming from the woods,"

Before Hyoudou Issei could finish speaking, a bright red magic circle appeared in the classroom, and Rias's figure materialized there.

"Ah, Minister? What brings you here?"

"After what has happened, how could I not come? Alright everyone, please be quiet and let me explain the current situation."

“One of the lost demons we captured before left behind a chimera here. That chimera can hypnotize ordinary girls and then drain their life force, which is why many students haven’t been coming to school lately.”

"So, in order to defeat that chimera, because the commotion would be too great, they need to hypnotize ordinary people?"

Chang Yan asked Rias.

"If only it were that simple. In fact, after that chimera absorbs the girl's life essence, it produces a fruit, and this fruit—"

"It has a very significant breast enhancement effect, and it has no side effects. After all, not everyone will undergo surgery for breast enhancement."

After saying that, Rias instinctively crossed her arms, highlighting her impressive breasts.

"Breast augmentation... Could it be that people are fighting over this chimera?"

Chang Yan asked with a twitching expression, only to receive a helpless nod from Rias.

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Would people actually fight over something like this?

As the saying goes, I feel like my balls are starting to hurt again.

"Oh my god! Such a treasure exists in this world! Minister, we must act quickly! How can we hand over such a treasure to others!"

As expected, Hyoudou Issei immediately became excited upon hearing this and shouted loudly.

"Sigh, Yicheng, if Xiao Mao were here, you would definitely get a good beating from her. Alright, everyone here is capable, but I still hope you will stay in the classroom and study on your own. After all, that battle was a bit chaotic, and I can't guarantee your safety if you go to watch it. Please do as you wish."

"Aisha, Yicheng, let's go. This is Gremory territory after all, and we have to do something about it no matter what."

"Okay, I get it now."

"Hi!"

The bright red teleportation array reappeared, taking the three away and leaving a group of people staring at each other in disbelief.

"Why don't we go check it out? It looks like it would be a lot of fun."

The common saying that people who are very arrogant nowadays is that I am awesome, you can't hurt me, and I can look at things however I want.

"That's not a good idea, Rias-senpai said it's quite dangerous over there—"

"boom--"

Another explosion interrupted Itsuka Shido's words. This time, not only did the sound travel over, but a figure also flew through the air, crashing to the ground.

"Huh? Someone can actually fly over here! This isn't just dangerous anymore, it's extremely dangerous!"

Seeing the bloodstains covering the figure, Ayumu Aikawa immediately shouted loudly.

The figure suddenly pounced on him, startling him.

"By the way, is this gentleman still alive?"

"Logically speaking, he should be dead, but I feel like common sense doesn't seem to work here. By the way, Shido, do you prefer small breasts, huge breasts, or medium-sized breasts?"

Origami Tobiichi's face and voice remained as calm as ever, but unfortunately, she was a pervert.

"Hey, why are you asking me this, Origami?"

"Because I want to know your preferences, Shido."

Itsuka Shido felt that if he said he liked huge [wow], Origami Tobiichi would definitely use her random domain to snatch that breast-enlarging fruit the next second.

But if I say I like it neither too big nor too small, Tohka will change her mind.

If it were said that they both liked small breasts, they would probably quarrel, and Kotori would proudly scold herself.

It seems like I can't choose any of them.

Mr. Shido is in grave crisis!