bdsm-fiction Chapter 417 A Little Trick That Made Tang San Vomit Like a Dog
Chapter 417 A Little Trick That Made Tang San Vomit Like a Dog
Chapter 417 A small trick made Tang San vomit like a dog
As Dai Mubai passed Oscar's grill, seemingly to vent his anger, he glared fiercely at Oscar:
"Oscar, don't embarrass the Academy. I'm warning you, you're not allowed to sell sausages on campus again!"
Oscar clearly can't afford to mess with Dai Mubai.
Upon seeing him, a bitter expression immediately appeared on his face, and he gave an awkward smile.
"Boss Dai, don't be so harsh, okay? I'm just selling some sausages to earn a living, I haven't done anything to you."
He had no choice. Food made by food-type Soul Masters is usually only for Soul Masters to eat; ordinary people can't eat it because their bodies can't handle the Soul Power contained in the food.
Everyone in the academy is a Soul Master. If they don't sell their Souls here, where else can they sell them?
Today happens to be Shrek Academy's admissions day, so there are a lot of people. If we don't sell now, when will we?
He's not like Dai Mubai, a rich kid who doesn't have to worry about food or clothing and has plenty of spare money to spend on chasing girls.
If he didn't sell sausages, where would he, an orphan, get food?
Although the academy provides food, the academy is currently facing financial difficulties, and the meals provided are extremely simple, making it difficult to guarantee the nutrition needed for a Soul Master.
So he had no choice but to rely on himself and sell grilled sausages to earn a living.
Dai Mubai was speechless for a moment, then let out a cold snort:
"Anyway, don't let me see you selling sausages on campus, or don't blame me for being rude."
Upon hearing this, Oscar immediately shrank back, a hint of fear appearing on his face.
Tang San, Xiao Wu, and Ning Rongrong, who were following behind Dai Mubai, looked at each other in bewilderment, wondering why Dai Mubai had suddenly and inexplicably lashed out at Oscar.
But the three of them didn't say much. They each took another bite of the sausage in their hands with a smacking sound, their mouths full of oil.
This made Dai Mubai's eyebrows twitch. After scolding Oscar a few more times, he walked forward leisurely.
After being scolded by Dai Mubai, Oscar was somewhat unconvinced. After turning around and taking a few steps, he immediately muttered a few words under his breath:
"Hmph, none of the teachers in the academy said anything, it's just you, Dai Yinhu, who's being nosy. My sausages aren't ordinary sausages; most people can't even get their hands on them."
"Even Fatty Ma can eat it, but you're so picky and can't stand it. We're all students from the same academy, how can there be such a big difference in our character?"
As Ye Qifeng and Zhu Zhuqing passed Oscar's barbecue truck, they suddenly stopped.
Upon seeing someone approaching, Oscar's expression changed instantly, and he immediately greeted them warmly in his soft, gentle voice:
"Gentlemen, would you like a sausage? Oscar brand sausage, fair price, honest service, and the taste is absolutely guaranteed."
Ye Qifeng smiled slightly and asked:
"Do you have any fresh ones?"
Oscar's expression froze for a moment, then he gave an awkward laugh:
"Uh, this..."
Yes, it is, but the production process is not something I can easily show you.
Oscar added in his mind.
Noticing that Ye Qifeng and Zhu Zhuqing suddenly stopped in front of Oscar's barbecue truck, Dai Mubai frowned, but he did not say anything to remind them. Instead, he stopped as well and stood aside, watching leisurely.
It seems he's harboring some wicked idea.
Seeing Dai Mubai suddenly stop, Tang San, Xiao Wu, and Ning Rongrong also stopped and followed Dai Mubai's gaze to look at Ye Qifeng and Zhu Zhuqing in front of Oscar's barbecue cart.
Oscar glanced at Dai Mubai and, seeing that he didn't seem to intend to interfere, secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
He then glanced at Tang San, Xiao Wu, and Ning Rongrong, his expression becoming somewhat hesitant.
These three are potential customers. If they hear my incantation, it will be basically impossible to sell the sausages to them later.
"One gold soul coin, give me two fresh ones!"
Seeing Oscar's hesitant expression, Ye Qifeng knew what he was worried about. Without thinking, he took out a gold soul coin and flicked it into Oscar's hand.
Oscar was stunned when a gold soul coin suddenly appeared in his hand. He thought he was seeing things, but the golden light shimmering on the coin reminded him that it was a real gold soul coin.
"Wow, a big client!" Oscar's eyes lit up instantly, and he quickly agreed.
"Okay, just a moment, two fresh sausages, right? They'll be ready soon!"
At this moment, Dai Mubai and potential clients are all unimportant. The most practical and important thing is to earn this gold soul coin first.
Oscar immediately raised his almond-shaped eyes, extended his right hand, and at the same time, in his soft, lewd voice, shouted:
"I have a big sausage!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a yellow light suddenly condensed in Oscar's palm, and two dazzling yellow halos slowly rose from beneath his feet.
At the same time, the innermost first spirit ring instantly shone brightly.
Immediately afterwards, a sausage exactly the same as the ones in the hands of Tang San, Xiao Wu, and Ning Rongrong appeared in his palm, hovering slightly in the air.
It was the giant sausage formed from Oscar's first spirit skill.
After the sausages were made, Oscar quickly took out a thin bamboo skewer, skewered the sausages, and set them aside.
They then followed the same method to make another sausage.
Then he handed both of them to Ye Qifeng:
"Brothers, your big sausages are ready."
Just as Ye Qifeng was about to reach out to take it, a strange sound suddenly came from the side.
"Well"
Tang San, Xiao Wu, and Ning Rongrong, who were enjoying their sausages, froze when they heard Oscar say, "I have a big sausage."
With a large sausage stuffed in his mouth, he was momentarily at a loss for what to do.
The gluttonous rabbit, in particular, had two large sausages stuffed into its mouth, making its mouth bulge.
A moment later, the three of them felt a churning in their stomachs, and then, in unison, they vomited.
"Huff—"
Hearing the lewd incantation uttered by Oscar, Zhu Zhuqing's pretty face froze for a moment.
But when she saw Tang San, Xiao Wu, and Ning Rongrong suddenly vomiting violently, a thought suddenly flashed through her mind, and she realized why the three of them were acting like this all of a sudden.
It turns out that Brother Ye was deliberately messing with them.
After figuring it out, Zhu Zhuqing's icy expression immediately crumbled, and she burst out laughing.
She quickly raised her hand to cover her mouth, trying not to laugh out loud, but the smile in her dark eyes just wouldn't stop, and her delicate body trembled slightly.
Seeing Zhu Zhuqing laughing so happily, Ye Qifeng found it amusing and secretly winked at her, but his expression was completely innocent, as if it had nothing to do with him.
Seeing this, Zhu Zhuqing's smile deepened, completely abandoning her usual cold demeanor. She gave Ye Qifeng a playful glare, her smiling eyes seeming to say:
"Brother Ye, you're so naughty."
Dai Mubai, who was also harboring mischief, couldn't help but twitch his lips when he saw Tang San and the other two suddenly vomit violently.
I was just trying to warn you, but you were all so quick that you were already eating. Don't blame me for that.
"Oh, this."
Seeing Tang San and the other two vomiting so badly, Oscar, who was holding two sausages, felt rather embarrassed.
He quickly emphasized and explained to the few people who had bought his sausages at the scene:
"Don't worry, everyone, my sausages are absolutely of good quality."
"When using soul skills to prepare food, food-type martial souls must be accompanied by different soul incantations. What I just said was an incantation, not something I intentionally shouted."
Before Oscar could finish speaking, the hot-tempered, mischievous rabbit Xiao Wu jumped up, pointed at Oscar's nose, her face contorted in a grotesque expression, and said viciously:
"Damn it, you actually made me eat such disgusting food?! Pay me back! Ugh—"
As he spoke, he squatted down and vomited again.
Tang San's patience was quite good. Seeing that he had almost finished vomiting, he stood up to wipe his mouth and then asked Oscar for his sausage money back.
But then Xiao Wu, the mischievous rabbit, suddenly squatted down and vomited in front of him. He immediately felt nauseous again, so the two of them vomited face to face.
Although Ning Rongrong, who was known as the Little Witch, had eaten food made by food-type Soul Masters in the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School, she had never seen food made by such a disgusting Soul Curse as Oscar.
As a pampered little princess, Ning Rongrong's germaphobia was even stronger than Tang San and Xiao Wu's, and she vomited the most among the three.
She vomited so badly that she couldn't straighten up, as if she had almost vomited up bile.
Seeing this, Oscar's expression became even more awkward, and he couldn't help but doubt himself: were his sausages really that bad?
At this moment, Ye Qifeng and Zhu Zhuqing also turned around and looked at Oscar.
Meeting their gazes, Oscar forced a smile and sighed.
"Gentlemen, if you find my incantation too obscene or don't like the sausages I made, I can refund your money."
After Oscar finished speaking, he reluctantly took out the gold soul coin from before and handed it back to Ye Qifeng, while also taking back the sausages that he had just made.
However, Ye Qifeng didn't take the gold soul coin. Instead, he snatched the two sausages Oscar was about to take back, gave him a faint smile, and said:
"No need for a refund, just give me these two sausages."
After taking the sausage from Oscar, Ye Qifeng kept one for himself and handed the other to Zhu Zhuqing:
"Zhuqing, take one too and try it."
"Huh? Brother Ye, this..."
Zhu Zhuqing was stunned for a moment and did not reach out to take it immediately.
Clearly, Oscar's lewd curse had some impact on her, and she seemed to have some mental block.
Ye Qifeng understood what Zhu Zhuqing was resisting, smiled slightly at her, and said:
"The vulgarity of spells is not actually scary, as long as your heart is pure, there is no problem."
This statement was pointed at multiple people, including Zhu Zhuqing, Oscar, Tang San, Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, and even Dai Mubai.
"It's not that the spells are obscene, as long as your heart isn't dirty, it's fine?"
Zhu Zhuqing murmured softly, repeating Ye Qifeng's words, her expression thoughtful.
Oscar, sitting behind the grill, suddenly felt a surge of joy and gratitude towards Ye Qifeng.
Not only Zhu Zhuqing and Oscar, but even Tang San, who was still vomiting, seemed thoughtful after hearing these words. He felt as if the words were insulting him. Heh, whose heart is hurting? I, Tang San, always do things noble and righteous. *Hiccup*
Ye Qifeng had no idea what Tang San was thinking at that moment. He placed a sausage in Zhu Zhuqing's hand:
"Take it. This food was made by a top-tier food-type Soul Master. It provides a huge attribute boost to Soul Masters. Some people don't even know how to cherish it. It's such a waste."
As he spoke, Ye Qifeng picked up the sausage in his hand and took a bite.
I must say, it tastes really good. It's chewy, has a rich meaty flavor, and is delicious without being greasy. It can be called a delicacy. No wonder Tang San and the other two ate it so heartily before.
Seeing that Ye Qifeng had eaten, Zhu Zhuqing finally felt the last obstacle in her heart disappear. She picked up the sausage in her hand and took a small bite as well.
Then, her beautiful eyes suddenly lit up.
This sausage tasted much better than I expected.
It seems to have a comprehensive restorative function, not only increasing satiety but also restoring physical and spiritual strength, and relieving fatigue and physical pain.
She only ate a tiny bite of sausage, but she already felt much fuller.
The fatigue from playing eleven consecutive matches last night has eased considerably, and I feel noticeably more refreshed.
Their physical and spiritual strength, which had not yet fully recovered, seemed to have increased somewhat, gradually approaching a state of perfection.
Moreover, it also appears to promote wound healing.
However, since she is currently completely unharmed and has not yet had her period, she cannot yet sense just how strong this healing ability is, but it should be no less than the recovery ability of physical strength and soul power.
After realizing the sausage's powerful effects, Zhu Zhuqing no longer cared whether Oscar's soul spell for making the sausage was lewd or not. She quickly finished the sausage in her hand and even wanted another one.
Ye Qifeng finished his sausage in a few bites, then looked at Oscar:
"Two more sausages, please. Oh, right, you probably have other sausages too, bring two of those as well."
Seeing how much Ye Qifeng and Zhu Zhuqing liked his sausages, Oscar's bearded face was instantly filled with indescribable joy, and he quickly agreed:
"Okay, please wait a moment."
Oscar immediately recited the incantation, and began making the large and small sausages they needed:
"I have a big sausage!"
"I have a little sausage!"
Oscar's production never stopped until he had completely drained his own soul power.
Seeing that Ye Qifeng and Zhu Zhuqing actually ignored Oscar's lewd incantation, not only did they eat the sausage, but they ate it with such relish, and even after finishing, they still felt it wasn't enough and continued to ask for more.
Dai Mubai, who was watching from the sidelines, was completely stunned, as if he couldn't believe that what he was seeing was real.
Even Tang San, Xiao Wu, and Ning Rongrong, who were already vomiting like dogs, stared blankly at Ye Qifeng and Zhu Zhuqing, their faces full of disbelief, and for a moment forgot to continue vomiting.
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Postscript:
I have something to do today; my cousin is getting married.
I probably won't be free this afternoon and evening.
I was thinking of asking for leave, but after thinking about it, I decided against it.
So I stayed up all night to write this chapter, which is why I'm posting it ahead of schedule.
(End of this chapter)