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This stupid cat is hopeless! It's not so easily fooled by this fox. It'll pay me back with the world, you idiot!
Both the cat and the fox thought they were sure to win...
P.S.: I'll update both chapters together once they're finished. There's one more chapter coming up.
PP: To all my fellow crossdressers out there, after you finish reading this chapter, remember not to tell that jerk fox! [evil grin]
Chapter 144 Slaying My Sister! Begins!
P.S. before the chapter: Before you look at this, check out the title... Well, I bet you guys don't know the title of this volume either. It's called: This is an exchange of spontaneous ejaculation...
In the instance, in a wilderness outside the capital city—
After Li Wei and the others were teleported, a system notification appeared.
"Welcome to the world of Akame ga Kill!"
"Hmm? You're a girl killer."
Li Wei stroked his chin and said.
Without pausing because of Li Wei's words, unlike regular dungeons where you need to open your personal panel to check the quests, the system continued to prompt:
"The world of Akame ga Kill! is set in a corrupt empire where officials are corrupt and exploit the common people, treating life as worthless."
"In this historical context, the empire is facing both invasions from foreign tribes on the borders and internal turmoil. Your mission is to eliminate the root of the empire's corruption, the minister Ernest who controls the puppet emperor."
"You are now in the wilderness outside the capital, which is also the starting point of the match between the two sides."
"The two sides in the competition are representatives from Samsara Academy and Terror High School."
"Victory condition: Kill Minister Ernest without killing more than ten people in a short period of time."
"If the conditions are not met when killing Minister Ernest, the game will be automatically judged as a failure and the match will end."
"This mission..."
Fan Xinxian was about to speak, but seeing Li Wei speak up, she quickly flattered him, "Brother Wei, please speak."
After receiving the vice dean's instructions, Fan Xinxian quickly realized her place. Although she might not be convinced in her heart, she still had to obey the superior-subordinate relationship.
Because of his youthful arrogance and boasting in the past, Fan Xinxian tried her best to make amends and plead with everyone along the way, barely managing to salvage some of his image.
Now that the higher-ups want to show off, the lower-ups will definitely have to make way.
Seeing that Fan Xinxian was so sensible, Li Wei nodded in satisfaction and continued:
"Let me tell you, this dungeon may look difficult, but it's actually surprisingly simple."
"If we weren't on someone else's turf, I would have thought our system was secretly helping us out."
Forehead?
Upon hearing this, Kongse seemed to understand and said thoughtfully, "I see. Is it really that simple?"
"That's right, it's a racing game, it's about who's the fastest."
Li Wei waved his hand helplessly, "I thought the exchange competition would be much more difficult, but it turned out to be so easy. It's really disappointing."
Lin Yifang asked, "Then should we just charge straight there?"
“Yes, that’s right,” Li Wei said matter-of-factly.
"It's not complicated at all."
Right?
Fan Xinxian's lips twitched as she listened.
Normally, whatever the higher-ups say, whether it's right or wrong, those below will always flatter them and say it's good.
But Fan Xinxian, an elite student, didn't know how to cover her conscience after hearing this.
Fan Xinxian's performance was naturally noticed by Li Wei, who couldn't help but frown and say:
Do you have any different opinions?
"Huh? Me? No, no, Brother Wei, you're right." Fan Xinxian said with a smile.
"I bother!"
Li Wei spat on the ground and said, "Let me tell you, what I hate most in my life is giving others a chance to show off, but they don't. Tell me, if you don't show off, how am I supposed to slap you in the face?"
"I, Li Liangchen, love to take action against those who are arrogant and self-righteous."
"The second thing I hate is when someone tries to impress me, even if I made a mistake and messed up, and then they come after me. In those situations, I'll beat them to a pulp!"
Fan Xinxian's face stiffened upon hearing this.
In his mind, Li Wei's words made no sense at all.
but……
Brother, in these two situations, it's not right for me to speak up, but it's not right for me to stay silent either.
If I don't speak, you say I'm not giving you face; if I do speak, I'm slapping you in the face.
Whether I speak out or not, can I choose to die?
Seeing that Li Wei's expression was getting increasingly strange, Fan Xinxian gritted her teeth and had no choice but to reveal her analysis.
"This dungeon quest seems very simple; it's just a race to see who can kill the minister first."
"However, there is one condition for victory here: do not kill more than ten people in a short period of time."
"In other words, this rules out the possibility of us using the wide-area weapons we exchanged from the academy."
As she spoke, Fan Xinxian glanced at Li Wei's expression, noticing no sign of deterioration, and continued:
"And to kill a minister who frequently dominates the palace without using weapons of mass destruction, the only means of doing so is assassination."
"If it were just one of the reincarnators, it would be fine. But since there are two, it means that this mission not only involves assassinating the minister, but also requires us to protect him!"
At this point, Fan Xinxian's tone became more impassioned: "We must protect the minister on one hand to prevent the other side from getting there first, and on the other hand, we must find a way to eliminate the minister under their protection!"
"This involves many factors, including how to infiltrate, get close to ministers, choose an allied faction, and engage in open and covert struggles with the reincarnators."
"This task seems simple, but in reality, it tested many aspects of our abilities and was quite complex!"
After saying that, Fan Xinxian couldn't help but glance at Li Wei's face. "Boss, I really didn't want to embarrass you. You can't be that petty, can you..."
however--
But he saw Li Wei looking at him with an expression that said, "You're such an idiot."
? ? ? ?
"What you say makes a lot of sense, but what's the point?"
What! ?
"Brother Wei, although what I said earlier might have embarrassed you a bit, it's for our victory..."
"No, no, no, I told you, this is a racing mission."
Ok?
While Fan Xinxian was wondering if Li Wei was too proud to admit his mistakes...
"Structure Adjustment, Spring-Shot Sniper!"
Suddenly, Li Wei shot into the air with a bang, his gaze fixed in a certain direction.
At the same time, a burst of ethereal light emanated from him, and Li Wei pulled out a longsword from his chest, pointing it towards the Imperial Palace in the capital.
"Overclocking adjustment, enhanced perception!"
"700% improvement in thinking, superhuman logic!"
"Overclocking adjustments, enhanced sixth sense!"
At this point, the direction in which Li Wei's void sword was aimed tilted at an angle that was imperceptible to the human eye.
"Power and range, calibration complete."
"The number of casualties has been calculated and is within a controllable range."
Then--
With a loud bang, a beam of light shot out from the tip of the sword and flew towards the Imperial Palace in the capital!
A few seconds later, a system notification rang in everyone's ears:
"Minister Ernest has been killed, fulfilling the victory conditions."
"The victors are the Academy of Reincarnation."
What! ?
After landing from mid-air, Li Wei said calmly:
"I told you, this is a simple and mindless racing game."
PS: This is the third update! Those who say I only update once a week, I disagree! [Salty fish rolling around cutely.jpg] QAQ Please give me recommendation votes! Aa ...
PPP: Yes, because we have to compete with the big shots, we had no choice but to start with this succinct opening. [Manual sarcasm]
Chapter 145 is probably because it's a fake book.
The "Slay the Sister" instance left all the reincarnators completely bewildered.
This is just the beginning...
Fan Xinxian looked completely bewildered, her mind seemingly frozen.
After a long while, he finally managed to exhale a breath.
"Can you tell me how you did it?"
Li Wei chuckled and said, "Didn't you see it? He just sniped at it, one shot, one kill, and it's like a pregnancy from a thousand miles away."
Fan Xinxian's lips twitched. I know it's a sniper shot, but the key question is how exactly was this sniper shot done?!
Seeing Fan Xinxian's expression, Li Wei knew what she was thinking.
So Li Wei pointed to his head and said, "A brain is a good thing—"
Then he pointed to Fan Xinxian's.
"But you'd be better off without it."
Fan Xinxian froze.
“Look at those two,” Li Wei said, pointing to Kong Se and Lin Yifang.
Fan Xinxian glanced at the two of them and found that they showed no surprise whatsoever.
"So, you're not even as brainless as them."
Li Wei sighed.
Fan Xinxian pressed on, unwilling to give up, "But I really don't understand, how did you know the minister's location? Was he just outside the palace?"
"No, he's inside."
"So you can see him? Do you have X-ray vision? No, that's impossible, isn't it? How can you see through the distance from here to the palace?"
"Huh?" Li Wei scoffed, "Do I need to go through all that trouble?"
"You must not have studied architectural engineering, right?"
“No, I have studied it.” Fan Xinxian shook his head and said. As a top student in the academy, his knowledge was far more extensive than that of ordinary students.
"Then you definitely won't pass."
Fan Xinxian really wanted to say that he always got excellent grades, but seeing Li Wei's face, he felt it was better not to say it, otherwise he felt it would be even more embarrassing...
"Listen carefully, if you are good at architecture, you can come up with hundreds of good design schemes for something small like a palace just by looking at it."
"And in such an important place as the palace, there must be the best talents to design the best layout."
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