Chapter 103 How about marrying one of my sisters to you?
Chapter 103 How about marrying one of my sisters to you?
"Don't laugh! I panic when you smile! You...don't come over, I'm calling someone!" Moonlight Moria walked in a creaking step, panicking: "Absalom! Pei! Rona! Abu..."
"Abu! Ah..." After shouting twice, Moonlight Moria suddenly realized: the three weirdos guarding the terrifying three-masted ship did not come to Wano with him!
"William...William's eldest nephew! Let's talk to him if you have something to say!" Moonlight Moria began to talk nonsense, and even forgot that Kaido was his mortal enemy for a moment: "The whole family can talk, everyone can... "
"Papa!" William clapped his hands and gave a thumbs up to Moria: "As expected of the wise man in the Shichibukai! He actually understood my intention!"
"Let's become a family!" William stared at Moriah with a smile, as if looking at a fish or a piece of meat on the chopping board.
"Hmm~! A family! Hmm~? A family~?" Moria came back to his senses instantly, covering his heart in disbelief, feeling like the world was spinning: "Am I crazy or are you crazy!"
A family or something, it’s just that I’m panicking and talking nonsense, who wants to be a brother with a bastard like Kaido, and who wants to be an uncle and nephew with a little bastard like you! Wait until I go back, assemble the zombie army, and then fight to the death!
"Um..." Moriah rubbed his hands and bent down: "Nephew, are you serious...?"
"Pa!" William slapped him instantly and slapped Moriah three times: "Don't take advantage of me, you are not worthy of being my elder!"
"You said you wanted to be a family!" Moria covered her cheeks with a look of grievance: "It's you who said I wanted it, and you're the one who said I didn't want it. You little brats, why are you always so capricious..."
"We still have to be a family! But it's not from Kaido!" William looked at the sea, turned around and smiled, bright and close: "But I will marry one of my sisters to you and let you be my brother-in-law!"
When Moria saw this smile, she shuddered for an instant, and then she immediately woke up. Unbelievable and full of surprise, she said: "Marry your sister to me? Which sister is Si..."
A pair of narrow eyes flickered back and forth between Smoothie and Snamon, as if he had found a huge advantage. He was even thinking about how to use... to defeat Kaido...
"Boom!" Before the words came out, William's face instantly darkened. He rushed up and punched Moria in the abdomen. Through his thick back, he turned the three warships in the port into powder and plowed the sea. Get out of the 10,000-meter ravine!
"Are all your thoughts filled with dung beetles! How dare you say such things! If you let me know that you have such thoughts again, I will twist off your head and use it as a chamber pot for Kaido!" Sitting on Moria's side On his shoulder, a hand stroked his horn!
William roared! The terrifying overlord color made Moriah sweat!
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, what are you thinking about? You have to try to ban someone...!" Slumping down on William's armchair, Bellemeier was leaning over his gun, holding a cigarette in his mouth, and chatting with the bowl. ..The thirteen girls on Lan Street are no different.
"You said you wanted to take sister..." Moriah knelt down on his knees, holding on to the mud with one hand, gasping for air and vomiting blood. He felt that if he was punched again, he would die. Not far away.
"Wait, you're not talking about..." Moriah turned around in shock, looking at William on her shoulder, full of resistance: "If you were talking about her, I would rather die than... "
"Gravity, one hundred times!" With a bang, Moriah was pressed to the ground by his own weight. William patted his thick back and smiled kindly.
"Of course it's my gentle, lovely, beautiful, affectionate, enthusiastic and proactive sister Laura who knows how to take care of others!" William frowned and said these words awkwardly.
"No! I won't agree! Look at yourself in the mirror! Do you believe what you say?" Moria buried her face in the soil and let out a dull cry: "People can't, at least shouldn't...taste! Taste! "
"Anyway, you have taken care of Laura for a year on the terrifying barque. You don't care about taking care of her for the rest of your life. You think so, brother-in-law!" William sat on Moria's back, and his explosive teeth slowly scratched on the sharp corners. .
"Ghost! Don't have random relationships!" Even between life and death, Moriah has his own persistence: "You lied to me, okay? You said you wanted to resurrect my partner..."
A year ago, Moria received a call from William at the base camp. From then on, he began to exercise, and also took care of Laura who was trapped in the terrifying three-masted ship, and took care of Absalom.
"Then you just refused to save him, so you have to pay something, right? You want me to not care at all and resurrect your partners in the future?" William smiled and called Brynn, pointing at Moriah below him.
"Come on, little Bryn, call me brother-in-law! This is your sister Laura's husband!"
"Brother-in-law!" Eleven-year-old Brynn shouted sweetly, crisply and sweetly, followed by a barrage of questions.
"Brother-in-law, is Sister Laura having a good time at your place?"
"Brother-in-law, does Sister Laura miss home? Has she mentioned me?"
"Brother-in-law, when are you and Sister Laura going to have a baby?"
"Brother-in-law..." Bryn seemed to know that this brother-in-law was somewhat reluctant, so she shouted loudly, wanting to make it an established fact and do her part for Laura.
Brynn's words made Moriah, who was buried in the soil, turn green. He raised his head with a groan, endured the rumbling feeling in his abdomen, and shouted: "If it is for my partner, I agree!"
The gravity on his body disappeared. Moriah raised his body and sat on the ground. The face of him, who had always been a loser, was filled with determination to make a desperate move, the heroism to die generously, and the tenacity to bear the humiliation...
"Pah!" Another slap came up, and William raised his eyebrows: "Don't do so much drama. It's like opening a dyeing shop. When you become my brother-in-law, do you still feel wronged?"
"No...ah, I'm not wronged!" Holding her chin with her hands and her swollen cheeks, Moriah muttered: "Lola is beautiful and good at taking care of people. She and I are a perfect match... ugh !”
"Sister Laura, I can do my best for you!" William sighed. He used Laura's name to send Smoothie to sea, which made many people in the family hostile to Laura...
It is better to follow a Shichibukai who may still rise, than to follow Capone Beki's younger brother. Besides, once this man named Moria promises to treat you as one of his own, he will be extremely reliable.
Stop pursuing illusory things. Sister Laura, you are past the age of dreaming! Having a stable family is more reliable than anything else.
While William was sighing with emotion, two figures sneaked up in front of Marshal Warring States, who was struggling on the ground, and Garp, who looked tired and extremely old.
"Marshal Warring States! Lieutenant General Garp! No one is paying attention to us now, let's sneak you two back on our backs!"
"We just snatched a few masks from the enemy and stole their clothes. We can definitely support you enough to take you on the lifeboat and bring you to the Navy Headquarters!"
The school officer with a determined look and Captain Cao with an energetic look changed the clothes of Warring States and Garp respectively, carried them on their backs, sneaked out of the crowd, and headed towards the port.
"Thank you so much! What are your... names?" Warring States looked pained. Hailou Shi was churning in his stomach, so he reluctantly spoke out in pain.
"Navy Headquarters, Colonel Gaspardi, reporting to you!" The colonel looked determined, and the cross scar on his face was quite dazzling in the sun.
"Navy Headquarters, Captain Cao Geede, under the command of Colonel Gaspardi, reports to the Marshal and the heroic Lieutenant General!" Captain Cao seemed very excited, even swaying.
"Ged, be more careful!" the colonel named Gaspardi scolded: "Do you know what you are carrying! It is the future of the Navy! It is our future..."
"Yes! Colonel! Everything is going according to plan!" Geed nodded, carrying Garp on his back, and walked forward with a cat's waist.
"Plan? What's your plan?" The sleepy Garp suddenly felt that these words sounded familiar.
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Gaspardi and Geed, do you have any impressions?
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