bdsm-fiction Chapter 32 Oscar's Big Sausage and Small Sausage
Chapter 32 Oscar's Big Sausage and Small Sausage
"We...we won!"
After a while, the dazed Dai Mubai came back to his senses and looked at Zhao Wuji, who was even more embarrassed than before. For some reason, he suddenly felt the urge to laugh.
Zhao Wuji, the wise and powerful emperor of Shenwu, actually suffered a big loss at the hands of their juniors. If word spread, it would be so sad to think about it.
However, he still held back, otherwise it would be very miserable if he was settled by Qiu Hou. He suddenly shouted:
"Oscar! You have business! Come here quickly!"
The movement here has actually attracted the attention of many people in Shrek Academy. For example, Oscar, the food department soul master, is one of them.
When he heard that he had a business, he was as enthusiastic as if he had been given blood. He was obviously a food soul master, but he ran out of speed like an agility soul master. In less than a minute, he appeared in the ruins of the ruins. in the battlefield.
"Tsk tsk, it's so miserable. It's so messy and there are so many wounded people. I like it!"
Oscar's image looked a bit vulgar. He was clearly in his teens, but he looked like a greasy middle-aged uncle in his 30s. His eyes swept over Tang San, Xiao Wu and others, with a bright look in his eyes. Light, especially looking at Zao Wou-Ki's miserable state, a sausage will definitely have no effect. I made a fortune today!
"Oh, let me introduce to you, Oscar, the food soul master, that's it."
Dai Mubai said.
Oscar listened to the concise introduction that was as simple as boiled water, and suddenly said angrily:
"Boss Dai, I am so wise and powerful, please introduce me carefully. In front of so many junior students, I think it is necessary for you to give them a systematic explanation of my glorious image, such as Talk about my abilities, for example my..."
Dai Mubai interrupted angrily:
"You'd better hurry up. Don't you see Teacher Zhao's eyes almost cannibalizing?"
"Uh……"
"Oscar! Give me five big sausages and small sausages!"
Zhao Wuji was in pain, he was so aggrieved. Now that he raised his soul power even a little bit, his whole body ached, it was extremely uncomfortable.
Oscar smiled awkwardly, and then shouted:
"Labour and capital have a big sausage, labor and capital have a small sausage..."
Amidst the constant slogans, sausages and sausages appeared out of thin air in Oscar's hands.
"Teacher Zhao, the big sausage costs five copper soul coins each, and the small sausage costs ten copper soul coins each. Remember to pay me when you finish eating."
Oscar turned to Xu Xia, Tang San and others and said:
"Would you like one each?"
This scene is quite familiar to Xu Xia. The obscene slogans always make people imagine that Oscar pulled out some indescribable thing and gave it to others to eat.
In fact, Oscar's sausages have really good curative effects, apart from the fact that their slogans are as obscene as his people.
"Ahem, don't mind it too much. His sausages and sausages are very effective in recovering injuries. In the battle just now, everyone was more or less injured, and their soul power was consumed a lot. I mean, you might as well try it. Taste it, it actually tastes pretty good.”
Dai Mubai explained, and everyone suddenly understood.
Xu Xia also wanted to know what Oscar's sausage was like. Ahem, it was not Oscar's sausage, but the sausage transformed from Oscar's soul skill. He nodded and said:
"Sausage is probably used to detoxify. We don't need it. So, just give us a sausage. I'll treat you."
After speaking, Xu Xia casually grabbed a handful of copper soul coins and handed them to Oscar's hand.
Oscar was stunned for a moment and said in surprise:
"How do you know that sausage is a detoxifier?"
Xu Xia shrugged and did not answer the question.
Oscar turned to look at Dai Mubai,
"Boss Dai, did you say that?"
Dai Mubai was also stunned for a moment, thinking to himself that Xu Xia's martial spirit was really amazing, and he even knew this!He was very sure that he had never mentioned anything about Oscar to Xu Xia before this.
He was about to deny it, but found Xu Xia looking at him, so he laughed and said:
"Well, when I brought Junior Xu Xia over earlier, I mentioned it casually."
"I see, I just said, okay, wait."
Oscar suddenly realized, and then started shouting slogans to summon the big sausage.
Soon, everyone has one.
The big sausage was swallowed into the mouth, and it immediately turned into a ball of warm current to moisturize the body. After just a moment, the nearly exhausted soul power was restored to about 30.00%.
Everyone was shocked again. This recovery ability is simply awesome!
The dilapidated Shrek Academy is really a crouching tiger, hidden dragon!
Zao Wou-Ki also finished eating Oscar's large sausages and small sausages, and his overall condition felt much better, although he was still dingy.
Xu Xia looked at Zhao Wuji and asked with a smile:
"Teacher Zhao doesn't know if we have passed the test now?"
Zhao Wuji stood up with difficulty, facing the sky at a 45-degree angle, and hummed arrogantly:
"You're lucky, you can barely pass!"
Xu Xia looked funny, he didn't follow Zhao Wuji's trick, he pretended to think deeply, and then said:
"Oh, that's it. I think it's better not to force Teacher Zhao. How bad it is. Why don't we light another incense and let's hit it again. I wonder what Teacher Zhao thinks?"
Zhao Wuji's mouth suddenly twitched, and his face was deflated. He's gone too far!
In all the years since Dai Mubai entered school, this was the first time he had seen Zhao Wuji look so embarrassed. It was so rare, so he took the risk and nodded in agreement:
"Yeah, I think what Junior Xu Xia said makes sense. For the sake of fairness and justice, it is necessary to do it again."
Zhao Wuji suddenly widened his eyes, stared at Xu Xia and Dai Mubai, and scolded him seriously:
"That's it for today. You are still young. I was just worried about hurting you, so I deliberately released the water. My tail is still raised in the sky, right?
There is still a long way to go in this life, you must learn to be humble, you know! "
"Oh, that's it. That's what Teacher Zhao taught you."
Xu Xia resisted the urge to laugh and said yes.
At this time, Zhao Wuji didn't know why, but the pain all over his body intensified unknowingly, and there were hundreds of small bulges bulging on his body, as if there was something inside the bulges, which was quite painful. .
However, if you pinch it with your hands, nothing will come out.
He remembered these parts as the dragon beard needle that that boy Xu Xia had thrown just now, trying to force it out of the body with his soul power. Unexpectedly, the more he used his soul power, the stronger the severe pain became, and it hurt him so much. Cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
But he couldn't bear to ask Xu Xia what was going on.
"Oh, Teacher Zhao is always strong and young, and his youth is still there, even acne has appeared on his body."
Xu Xia exclaimed deliberately.