The Mightiest Badger at Hogwarts

Chapter 691 No. 10 Downing Street

10 Downing Street.

The Muggle Prime Minister of the United States was slumped in his office chair with his eyes blank.

In front of him, there was a large pile of densely packed documents with the words 'Top Secret' stamped on the cover.

These are all records of supernatural events that have occurred in the country of Yu in recent times.

The largest number of incidents involved drunken quarrels and causing trouble.

Of course, unlike ordinary drunken riots, the drunkards who can be placed in this pile of documents often have a magic stick.

By shaking the stick, they can easily turn the bar owner or anyone else who has annoyed them into a porcupine or a mouse.

In addition, it is quite common to ride a broomstick and 'drag' in the busy city in broad daylight, and groups of people to fight each other on the street with small wooden sticks and various colorful beams of light.

What's more, they even started to attack offices!

Take, for example, the residence of the Muggle Prime Minister himself.

In just the past week, there have been no less than 12 attacks there.

In front of that group of weirdos holding small wooden sticks, the security system that the Korean Military Intelligence Department should be proud of was simply a puddle of mud.

Those weirdos can often easily invade any place they want to enter, and then do things that are unimaginable to normal people.

For example, poop on the Prime Minister's desk.

Or he might hold the Prime Minister's bald head and kiss him twice, and then cheer, "We are victorious" or something like that.

This is really weird.

Because they didn't do anything that would cause substantial harm to the Muggle Prime Minister and others.

It's as if they invaded the Prime Minister's residence because they were drunk and wanted to find a suitable toilet, or they wanted to find someone to share their joy...

In fact, as the actual leader of the country of Yu, he has seen all kinds of weird things.

Especially in the upper class society, what is hidden under the gorgeous and extravagant robes of the so-called "nobles" is actually all vulgar and dirty things such as shit and farts.

Even the Prime Minister himself actually has some hobbies.

Like that weirdo who pooped on his desk, he actually kind of appreciated it.

The only thing this person did wrong was that his pooping was a little inappropriate.

You know, when he was excreting, the Muggle Prime Minister was discussing with the Home Secretary about reducing military spending next year.

His sudden intrusion made everyone very embarrassed.

But if that's all it is, it doesn't really matter.

What really makes the Muggle Prime Minister of the United States unbearable is that he has no way to deal with those weirdos.

Even after they commit a major crime, another group of uniformed weirdos will come and take the person away and erase the relevant memories of everyone present except for him, the Muggle Prime Minister.

This makes it impossible for Muggle law to punish those weirdos who have made mistakes in Muggle society.

This is why the Muggle Prime Minister hides in No. 10 Downing Street.

He actually doesn't like this famous place at all.

The space here is too small, and due to its age, the decoration here is also quite outdated, and sometimes there is a musty smell in the air.

But there is no way, this can be said to be the safest place in the entire country.

That group of weirdos armed with small wooden sticks might be able to break into his mansion elsewhere, but there is absolutely no way they can get into No. 10 Downing Street.

Because this is the content of the contract signed between the Muggle regime of the United States and a group called "Wizards".

"Wizard..."

The Muggle Prime Minister of the United States murmured softly, and the expression on his face immediately became extremely strange.

This name is a general term for those weird people holding small wooden sticks.

The first time the Muggle Prime Minister heard someone say that wizards really existed in the world was on the day he succeeded as Prime Minister.

At that time, his predecessor, the old man who had lost all his hair after being Prime Minister for just a few years, grabbed his shoulders very excitedly, and then told him about the existence of the 'wizard'.

He was still a 'firm materialist warrior' at that time, so naturally he would not believe such nonsense.

But when his predecessor took him to the Prime Minister's Office at No. 10 Downing Street and lifted a curtain on the wall, he felt that his three views were shattered in an instant.

Because what appeared in front of him was a portrait that could move, greet and chat with people!

The portrait even taught him about the contract between Muggles and wizards.

The Muggle Prime Minister initially thought it was a prank played by his predecessor.

For example, there is a TV set built into the wall.

But soon, this conclusion was overturned.

Because no matter what method the Muggle Prime Minister uses, there is no way to cause even a little damage to the portrait, or even to remove it from the wall.

This fact makes the Muggle Prime Minister believe it even if he doesn't believe it.

Then, like his predecessor, the Muggle Prime Minister sealed up the portrait that was said to be used to communicate with the wizarding regime.

He really couldn't stand a wise portrait staring at him all day long.

However, now, after enduring so many attacks from wizards, the Muggle Prime Minister feels that it is necessary to have a good chat with the so-called wizarding regime!

Thinking like this, the Muggle Prime Minister quietly stood up like a thief, tiptoed to the wall, and then carefully lifted a corner of the cloth.

"Hey! Are you still alive?"

Prime Minister Magu's call did not receive any response.

This relieved him.

He actually didn't expect the portrait to really solve any problems for him, and he was also quite afraid that the portrait would actually speak, which was really scary.

So, this situation is just right now.

"Wow—"

The Muggle Prime Minister pulled away the cloth, revealing the portrait of the first Minister of Magic on the wall.

"I don't care who you are, but you'd better know yourselves! This is my country, and you are just parasites living on this land! So, as long as you want to continue to live, you should be honest Really obey my orders! Otherwise...hehehe!"

The Muggle Prime Minister smiled proudly.

What he said just now can actually be regarded as a habit he has developed since childhood.

Every time he was treated harshly outside and had to compromise, he would hide in his room alone and play this kind of 'game'.

Although this may seem awkward and childish, you have to admit, it is very useful for soothing your body and mind!

Every time he finished 'beating' his opponent, he would feel much better.

This time is of course no exception.

But just when he was about to gather his emotions and start the next round, he saw that the man who was originally motionless in the portrait suddenly looked at him.

This made the words that the Muggle Prime Minister was about to blurt out suddenly get stuck in his throat, causing his entire face to turn red.

The man in the portrait said calmly:

"I will convey what you just said to the Muggle Conciliation Committee. I think the clerk there will be so angry that he will rip your head off if he hears about it."

"Oh! My dear..." The Muggle Prime Minister paused and glanced at the signature on the frame, "Mr. Ulric Gamp! Please don't do that, because in fact, I just didn't do that at all. I'm not talking to you, so there is no need for you to pass that sentence back. After all, if you pass back something I casually said, it will become surveillance of me. If I didn't remember If it’s wrong, it’s not in line with the contract signed between wizards and humans!”

"Please pay attention to your words. It's a 'contract between wizards and Muggles'. Wizards are also human beings. What you said seems to be scolding us for not being human! Although, I am indeed not human, just a portrait."

"Yes, you are right, I was wrong."

The Muggle Prime Minister bowed respectfully.

Of course he also heard that the so-called 'Muggle' was definitely an insulting term, just like 'Nico'.

But at this life-threatening moment, he really didn't care.

"It's not impossible for me to forgive you and help you hide the truth." The portrait of Ulric Gamp said thoughtfully, "As long as you put a TV in this office for me to watch. I came from the Ministry of Magic The clerk said that the TV is a very good thing, just like the magic photos in the Daily Prophet, the pictures can move!"

"No problem, the TV will be delivered later. It's so easy. I can even bring some extra tapes."

The Muggle Prime Minister changed the subject and said, "But Mr. Ulric Gamp, as my liaison with that 'Ministry of Magic', shouldn't you also explain to me why the 'wizards' are so commotion lately?" Where? To be honest, it has caused considerable distress in my life and in other human lives.”

The portrait of Ulric Gamp did not speak, but looked up and down at the Muggle Prime Minister with a strange look.

This made the Muggle Prime Minister feel a little nervous.

I'm already thinking about taking back what I just said.

But at this moment, another somewhat old voice sounded from behind him.

"Because of the war."

"Who!?"

The Muggle Prime Minister turned his head in horror, and at the same time his finger pressed a hidden alarm button on the wall.

Unfortunately, the button was pressed, but the alarm that was expected to ring throughout No. 10 Downing Street did not sound.

This embarrassed the Muggle Prime Minister.

He smiled reluctantly at the old man who came out of the shadows and said:

"I'm sorry, I was a little rude, may I ask who you are?"

"Albus Dumbledore, Your Excellency, Prime Minister, you may call me, Professor Dumbledore."

"Oh! It turns out to be Professor Dumbledore! It's a pleasure to meet you..." The Muggle Prime Minister's voice suddenly stopped. He looked at the old man in front of him with wide eyes. After a while, he murmured, "You are Dumbledore." Lido? That prestigious white wizard?"

"Does the Prime Minister also know me? This really surprises me." Dumbledore smiled and scratched his head.

At the same time, beads of sweat appeared on the Muggle Prime Minister's forehead.

He knew Dumbledore thanks to the previous Prime Minister of the Republic of Korea.

The other party told him many things about the wizarding world when he took over, and the people who mentioned it the most were Voldemort and Dumbledore.

In his mouth, each of these two people has power comparable to that of a nuclear bomb, and they are also self-propelled nuclear warheads with intelligence and super maneuverability. They are the most powerful wizards!

If a person with this kind of superpower wanted to kill him, the effort required would not be much greater than crushing an ant.

"Don't be nervous, Your Excellency Prime Minister."

Dumbledore seemed to have read through the Muggle Prime Minister's thoughts and said softly, "I don't have any ill intentions in coming here this time, I just want to explain some things."

"You mean... war?"

"Yes, to be more precise, it is the war between the Ministry of Magic of the Republic of China and the French magic world. This is a war of revenge, so the power of the Ministry of Magic of the Republic of China in the Republic of China is currently somewhat empty, and there are some riots in society. It’s also inevitable.”

"It turns out...it turns out that this is the case. You are starting to fight again. This is of course understandable, hehe...hehe..."

The Muggle Prime Minister started laughing non-stop as he spoke.

He could only use this method to cover up his gaffe.

He was no stranger to wars between wizards.

The turmoil caused by Voldemort more than ten years ago affected not only the magical world.

During that war, the Muggle world suffered far more damage than the magical world of the United States.

Now the war begins again.

And this time it’s a war between the Ministry of Magic and the Ministry of Magic. God knows what this larger-scale war will look like! ?

After calming down for a long time, the Muggle Prime Minister said again:

"Okay, I understand the situation. So how long is the war your department is currently going to last? After all, you know, if those wizards are allowed to cause trouble in society, our administrative department and propaganda department will It’s a headache.”

"You don't have to worry about this at all, because the war is over. Well, thanks to the excellent command of Commissioner Link Foley, the Ministry of Magic of the Republic of China has won."

As soon as Dumbledore said this, the Muggle Prime Minister was stunned for an instant.

Because through monitoring the society, he could actually guess the actual time when the Ministry of Magic of the Republic of China would dispatch troops.

That happened to be the time when he was cooperating with the blockade of the French border.

And if we extrapolate from that point in time, it means that it only took about a day from the time when the Ministry of Magic of the Republic of China officially dispatched troops to defeat the French magic world?

This is too outrageous, right?

However, after he regained consciousness, the corners of the Muggle Prime Minister's mouth couldn't help but rise.

Although this was somewhat unreasonable, he was already satisfied to hear the news of France's disaster, and it was such bizarre news.

This is a habit engraved in his DNA as a Korean!

Taking a deep breath, the Muggle Prime Minister said somewhat cheerfully:

"This is really great! I think this must be the surrender of France? After all, they are very good at this kind of thing. Even their flag is specially designed to do this kind of thing. "

As he spoke, the Muggle Prime Minister also made a cutting motion.

This scene instantly made Dumbledore and Ulric Gamp in the portrait laugh.

But after laughing, Yurik Gamp said loudly:

"You are wrong! The French magic world was defeated by our Ministry of Magic! Because we have Commissioner Link Foley!"

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